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    #141

    Aug 12, 2010, 11:08 AM

    Yes, I believe you Bella, I really do. Unless I forgot something then you solved it. The killing was an accident though. Barney didn't do it on purpose. You have won, good job.
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    #142

    Aug 12, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Congrats Bella! :)

    I was busy trying to fix things here... and there are still more which come up... too long of a story.
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    #143

    Aug 12, 2010, 11:13 AM

    Woo HoO!! What did I win? A toaster?

    Honestly, I have never heard this one before!! Kind of reminds me of a Law and Order episode.
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    #144

    Aug 12, 2010, 11:21 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Woo HoO!!! What did I win?? A toaster??

    Honestly, I have never heard this one before!!! Kind of reminds me of a Law and Order episode.
    You won a toaster oven. Sorry, and darn the luck but now you can feel smart and gloat. Is that how you spell that, anyway, I still believe you Bella
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    #145

    Aug 12, 2010, 11:24 AM

    :) okay now do another one.
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    #146

    Aug 12, 2010, 12:08 PM

    Ok I will than.

    A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment.

    Why?
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    #147

    Aug 12, 2010, 05:17 PM

    Back on Barney. I think it's a lot because I asked if he was human. I've not heard that one before, but for some reason I just got it into my head that Barney was not a person - I mean, who else would be curled up asleep oblivious to someone's death? It did in fact occur to me that Barney killed them (though I didn't think how).

    It also did occur to me that Fred and Wilma were not humans either, and I almost just asked about all 3 all at once, but decided to get the answer on Barney first. (That's what I get - whole thing passed me by when I was busy working.)

    As soon as I realized Fred and Wilma were not human, I was basically already onto the idea as well.

    EDIT: Probably doesn't hurt that I just watched Fish Called Wanda again recently. LOL.
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    #148

    Aug 12, 2010, 05:20 PM
    As for the man in the apartment, I've heard that one... except there wasn't the exception of "unless someone's in the elevator or it's been raining" when I've done it. I get the someone else in the elevator part. I'll have to think about what rain has to do with it.

    By the way, this is a super common one. I need to find the circus one - I haven't seen it online anywhere except for where I originally heard it.

    Oh a thought below:

    He's got an umbrella and uses it to push the button???
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    #149

    Aug 12, 2010, 05:28 PM

    Have yous heard the one.

    There is a man in the middle of a room hanging from a rope with a puddle of water underneath him.
    How did he hang himself?
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    #150

    Aug 12, 2010, 05:41 PM

    So no one wants to do mine?

    Morgaine, your correct with that after thought.
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    #151

    Aug 12, 2010, 05:59 PM

    Is he a germ freak?
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    #152

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:01 PM

    No
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    #153

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:02 PM

    Does he touch the elevator buttons by hand?
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    #154

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by aimee_tt View Post
    does he touch the elevator buttons by hand?
    Oo good one, um yes and no.
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    #155

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:06 PM

    Is button 12 broken?
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    #156

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by aimee_tt View Post
    Is button 12 broken?

    No
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    #157

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:15 PM

    SO its raining and when someone else is in there that he goes to his level.

    Does he use his hands to press 12?
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    #158

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:23 PM

    No
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    #159

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:26 PM

    Does he ask the other person to press the number when he gets into the elevator?
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    #160

    Aug 12, 2010, 06:32 PM

    Yes.

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