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Alty · Apr 9, 2008, 10:21 PM

Hey all, got to go, hubby just got home and I haven't seen him all day. Time for hugs and kisses, I wonder how he feels about the whip. Bad Alty, I'm kidding. Really bad Alty.

Take care all, talk to you tomorrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, ah so many possibilities. ;)

Alty out.

friend4u178 · Apr 9, 2008, 10:22 PM

Ok starty a joke just for you , I posted this earlier today in Humour

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!*

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'How long has it been since you had a good cigar.'

'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and b'gorrah,' said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'

And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?' asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.'

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket - removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.

'Tis the nectar of the Gods!' stated the Irishman - truly fantastic'.*

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed - 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!'

ISneezeFunny · Apr 9, 2008, 10:22 PM

Night alty!

friend4u178 · Apr 9, 2008, 10:23 PM

Bye Alty , glad your husband got home , saved me from a whipping :-)

startover22 · Apr 9, 2008, 10:26 PM

LOLOLOL
Thanks Friend.
See you later Alty!
Sneezy, you stick with your goals, I am proud of you!

startover22 · Apr 9, 2008, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

a joke...a joke...how about a funny story?

I'm sure you've heard this one before...but...

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself 'right now', she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'. The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.

OMGosh... :eek:
Holy crap... :D

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 05:38 AM

Morning all!

It's a beautiful morning in Nashville! Sun is shining, birds are singing, bunnies are hopping, and I am working...

*sigh*

I'm making myself a nice large Chai this morning... anyone care to join me?

starbuck8 · Apr 10, 2008, 06:09 AM

I'll have one! Boy it was busy here lastnite... missed all the fun again! :( Sounded like fun! Lol

starbuck8 · Apr 10, 2008, 06:13 AM

I had to read forever to catch up! I see Synn had a run in with a certain person. Doesn't surprise me at all! I had one the first question I ever asked on here... and a few since. All of his answers include... I think you need a life coach and a bible. Lately he wants to be my friend though, lol

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:24 AM

That's crazy...

Thankfully, I haven't had any run ins with anyone on here... and I'm not really looking to start!

starbuck8 · Apr 10, 2008, 06:29 AM

I've had a few run-ins lately. They don't agree with something I said, and want to argue with me. Not into it.

I don't know what been happening. Just in the last few days when I try and come on here, it tells me that I'm not signed in... but I am. Then it tells me I can only ask questions, but not answer. Then it comes up with the sign up screen, and it won't let me log in... hmmm

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:33 AM

That's odd too! Wonder what's up! Sometimes, I forget to sign out (messenger too, lol), but it doesn't have any affect the next time I sign in...

Run ins are never fun... I hardly come back at a person if they don't agree with something I say... call it "choosing my battles" if you will... When I find a hill I want to die on, by golly, bring on the gorgeous Spartan men! :D

starbuck8 · Apr 10, 2008, 06:33 AM

I'm going to have to sign out HC... maybe it's my computer. It's giving me grief. Catch you later. Have a good one!

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:42 AM

All right - take care! :)

ISneezeFunny · Apr 10, 2008, 06:42 AM

Morning HC!

How's your wrist doing?

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:44 AM

Mornin, Sneezy :) Thanks for making sure I got up this morning... wow... what a night!

Wrist is more painful today than it was yesterday... can hardly move it without awful pain deep in the tendon/muscle/whatever it is that hurts. But, I've been told tomorrow I'll be back to tickling the ivories... just have to make it through today. Thanks for asking!

How are you today?

ISneezeFunny · Apr 10, 2008, 06:45 AM

I'm doing pretty well, thanks!

Currently @ work... relatively slacking because no one's here... heh.

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:50 AM

What's on the docket today? Mounting brains? Finding cocaine addicted tissues?

I have several articles that need proofing, writing, and submitting... the life of a writer... *sigh*

ISneezeFunny · Apr 10, 2008, 06:52 AM

What am I doing today... what am I doing today...

OH! Those brain tissues I mounted a few days ago need to be bleached and stained and then cover slipped.

I also need to create a 24-hour noise file to piss off the rats while they sleep.

HistorianChick · Apr 10, 2008, 06:56 AM

"piss off the rats while they sleep"... how come that just gave me a sadistic giggle? Odd...

I have cinnamon strudel popovers in the oven, Oregon Chai Lattes waiting to be made, and Norah Jones on the stereo... go sit down on that cozy couch, put your feet up, and I'll be right over to cuddle... ;)