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To make sense you take one dictionary, a chicken, 15 TV epidodes of your favourite show and 3 tablespoons of sugar, place in the oven at 230 degrees celcious and leave for 20 minuites. Then when its done sprinkle a polaroid camera over to make perfect sense.
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Originally Posted by templelane
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Who told me... oh yes... you go to bed with an itchy butt, you wake up with a stinky finger... We can all thank Shatteredsoul for that one! Whoa... at least I think it was her... or maybe Saraiii... no it was Shattered... ohhhh geeze... new name for xAj... Stinky finger! LMAO
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Confucius Says...
Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Virgin just like balloon... one prick, all gone. Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss . Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in . Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. |
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