Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
Page 2 of 5 « First < 2 > Last»
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #21

    May 18, 2009, 06:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone ...for example...I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time...early in the morning ...before 8 am so one day i answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice i could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! i thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and fianlly, when she asked me what i was doing i told her i am playing with my butthole wanna help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol.... I am sorry if this offends anyone but i am kinda drunk and i needed to vent ....ahhh i feel better ;)

    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. Lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #22

    May 18, 2009, 06:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL
    Answering the door naked is another way... Especially if you're an ugly fat guy. That will turn some cheeks, I mean turn some people away. Lol
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #23

    May 18, 2009, 06:26 PM

    I once told the JW's that I was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "Mommy, I'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed... ;)
    liz28's Avatar
    liz28 Posts: 4,662, Reputation: 1034
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #24

    May 18, 2009, 06:27 PM

    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #25

    May 18, 2009, 06:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
    Don't let the name fool you, he's 100% guy! :)
    liz28's Avatar
    liz28 Posts: 4,662, Reputation: 1034
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #26

    May 18, 2009, 06:39 PM

    Yeah, I did let his user name fool me. =()
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #27

    May 18, 2009, 06:47 PM

    Hey Jesus turned water into wine.

    Why Can I not turn pop into beer?

    Can not blame a guy for trying.

    No more suckling mama's milk because men needs to drink beer in order to grow a strong stomach..

    Okay now I am drunk.lol
    nitelight198073's Avatar
    nitelight198073 Posts: 470, Reputation: 76
    Full Member
    		  
    #28

    May 18, 2009, 06:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
    No I don't mind Joe Joe I like that you liked it
    nitelight198073's Avatar
    nitelight198073 Posts: 470, Reputation: 76
    Full Member
    		  
    #29

    May 18, 2009, 06:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by altenweg View Post
    i once told the jw's that i was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "mommy, i'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed....... ;)
    lmao
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #30

    May 18, 2009, 06:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    No more suckling mama's milk
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
    liz28's Avatar
    liz28 Posts: 4,662, Reputation: 1034
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #31

    May 18, 2009, 07:02 PM

    Is there a full moon tonight?
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #32

    May 18, 2009, 07:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Is there a full moon tonight?
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance?
    nitelight198073's Avatar
    nitelight198073 Posts: 470, Reputation: 76
    Full Member
    		  
    #33

    May 18, 2009, 07:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    Yeah I was curious also;)
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #34

    May 18, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    OH YEAH!!

    EVERYbody moon Liz!!

    XOXOXO Hug XOXOXO
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #35

    May 18, 2009, 07:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #36

    May 18, 2009, 07:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
    SSssslluuuurrp!
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #37

    May 18, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    SSssslluuuurrp!
    No biting! No biting! :eek:
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #38

    May 18, 2009, 07:24 PM
    Biting can be fun. Timing IS everything.

    Oops, bedtime for puppydog, g'night
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #39

    May 18, 2009, 07:27 PM

    Night puppy dog? ;)

    Bear bum, I see you peeking. I've been missing you, we seem to be on at different times lately. :(
    nitelight198073's Avatar
    nitelight198073 Posts: 470, Reputation: 76
    Full Member
    		  
    #40

    May 18, 2009, 07:36 PM

    Hiya hear what's the happs love
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 
Page 2 of 5 « First < 2 > Last»

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search

Add your answer here.


Check out some similar questions!

At home jobs good thing? Or a bad thing? [ 5 Answers ]

I have a two month old little girl, and a job I have had for almost 4 years. When I first found out I was pregnant my boss and I sat down and discussed my future with the company. We decided that after my maternity leave I would come back part time (20 hours) until January of 2009. I am now back...

Mortgage payment.Mortgage told me one thing amount and then it was another. [ 1 Answers ]

Okay. I had a mortgage loan modification. Had an agreement with my loan company to make a paymnet of about five thousand dollars.Then I received a letter that instead of the five thousand that covered the months of October and November it was two thousand dollars and one of about two hundred and...

I told, did I do the right thing? [ 5 Answers ]

I started conversing with a man at work about 11 months ago. It all started with harmless emails. We work for the same company but at different locations. We are 900 miles apart. He is married and has a young child. The emails became more personal and then we started chatting on the phone. A few...

I told, did I do the right thing? [ 2 Answers ]

#1 Old Today, 04:12 PM QuestionsSC New Member QuestionsSC is online now Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1 QuestionsSC See this member's comment history on his/her Profile page. Question I told, did I do the right thing? I started conversing with a man at work about 11 months ago. It all...

View more questions Search