Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone... for example... I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time... early in the morning... before 8 am so one day I answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice I could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! I thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and finally, when she asked me what I was doing I told her I am playing with my butthole want to help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol... I am sorry if this offends anyone but I am kind of drunk and I needed to vent... ahhh I feel better ;)

Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL

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Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL

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yeah I know I am horrible

Nah, horrible would be forgetting the underpants

Lmao

Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?

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Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?

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no I am bigger than her he he eh he.. wow I am surprised I can still type I got a good buzz going lol I am also surprised that anyone is on

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i am also surprised that anyone is on

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Nobody is.

Yeah I am not on the same time as anyone anymore

I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

:p

I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :D

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I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

:p

I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :D

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sure you are the most level tempered person I know:p

Of course :eek:

Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

EPIC FAIL :(

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of course :eek:

Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

EPIC FAIL :(

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Damn that is crazy lol

I had a professor in college who was teaching us adult sexuality and all he ever did was discuss his sex life.

One week in and I knew everything about his wife that I needed to know,including the sounds she made when she got off!

Finally I had enough and when he asked if we had any questions,I said *Ya,I have a question,isn't there a standard for teaching this class that does not involve you giving us a blow by blow of your sexual antics with your wife*.

He turned beet red,said *I beg your pardon* and told us to turn to a page in our text.

He never seemed to have much enthusiasm for teaching after that. I felt like I burst his bubble.

Bravo, Arty!

That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.

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Bravo, Arty!

That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.

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That was my next move was reporting him to the dean. We were not being taught anything,it was just embarrassing!
Glad you got your money back!

Haha good on you Arty!!

Now I know how to get the Jehovah's witnesses to leave me alone thanks to Shar and Nightlight. Hehe

Hello, my name is Alty and I am mean on a daily basis.

I figure it's their fault. If they would just stop pi$$ing me off then I wouldn't have to be mean. Right?

I'd give you examples, but I don't want to take up this whole thread.

I'll just leave you guessing. :)

OK those were stoopid answers I would tell the people to off and if they came back I would tell them I would file sexual herasment same with your sister calling ide tell her to leav me alone or ill go to your house and kick your lol ;)