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    #221

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:07 PM

    You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)
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    #222

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)
    Or you don't have cake, you have ice cream cones at the local low-end restaurant. That was a good chocolate cone
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    #223

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)
    The Canadian blows the hunting joke.

    Ya hunts dove with a shotgun, gal.
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    #224

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:15 PM

    Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled ?"



    "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick bastard"
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    #225

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    The Canadian blows the hunting joke.

    Ya hunts dove with a shotgun, gal.
    Wouldn't a shotgun blow them to bits? How can you eat dove bits?

    I stand by the rifle. :)
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    #226

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled ?"



    "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick bastard"
    So wrong! So very wrong! Love it! :p
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    #227

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:20 PM

    I don't get it
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    #228

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:22 PM

    OOOO no I get it
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    #229

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:26 PM

    Fmylife.com

    Great for a few laughs
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    #230

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Wouldn't a shotgun blow them to bits? How can you eat dove bits?

    I stand by the rifle. :)
    Season Shot - Ammo with flavor.
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    #231

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Now I'm getting lessons on Ammo?

    The education I get from this site is priceless. :)
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    #232

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Now I'm getting lessons on Ammo?

    The education I get from this site is priceless. :)
    Absolutely right. I certainly wouldn't pay for it.
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    #233

    Feb 19, 2010, 08:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Absolutely right. I certainly wouldn't pay for it.
    LOL! But I've taught you a few things. You wouldn't pay for my knowledge? None of it? Really?

    I can't say any more, it's W.T. material. ;)
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    #234

    Feb 19, 2010, 09:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! But I've taught you a few things. You wouldn't pay for my knowledge? None of it? Really?

    I can't say any more, it's W.T. material. ;)
    I thought you two were trading 'knowledge'. ;)
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    #235

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:18 PM

    THE TEA PARTY

    When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.

    After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"

    My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.

    She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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    #236

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:29 PM
    You know, Moms are just so smart:) I thought that right away:rolleyes: But Dad (no offense) is clueless:D
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    #237

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
    Luckily for Cats, our children learned how to reach the bathroom sink and turn the water on by the time they were two. Unfortunately, it took them longer to learn how to turn the water off. :rolleyes:
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    #238

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    You know, Moms are just so smart:) I thought that right away:rolleyes: But Dad (no offense) is clueless:D
    I guess we aren't just as deductive in some things. :(
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    #239

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Luckily for Cats, our children learned how to reach the bathroom sink and turn the water on by the time they were two. Unfortunately, it took them longer to learn how to turn the water off. :rolleyes:
    When I would hear the toilet flush two or three times I came running as fast as I could.
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    #240

    Feb 20, 2010, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    When I would hear the toilet flush two or three times I came running as fast as I could.
    It is amazing how fast a panicked parent can sprint. :D

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