[excon]

Hello:

I couldn't tell if it was all the way in, because the cramps in my legs were killing me. The pills were taking a little longer to work too, and I should have waited... But, what do you do while your waiting??

I'm going to give it up..

excon

[den99]

Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.

[excon]

Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.

Hello d:

Sorry.. I'm hetero...

excon

[smoothy]

Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.

I don't think he needs a gay lunatic...

[J_9]

Not a homOpath... a homEopath you silly geese!

[excon]

a homEopath you silly geese!

Hello J:

I knew that.. But, I don't need my mind read either. I don't know WHAT I need.. Well, maybe a young chick... Would my Medicare cover one?

excon

[smoothy]

Hello J:

I knew that.. But, I don't need my mind read either. I dunno WHAT I need.. Well, maybe a young chick... Would my Medicare cover one?

excon

If they do... get one for me too. Better not... I can't sleep with one eye open.

[Wondergirl]

There are other ways besides the missionary position. Check out The Joy of Sex at 613.96 COM at your local public library. (You DO have a valid library card, don't you?)

[excon]

(You DO have a valid library card, don't you?)

Hello Librarian Carol:

Of COURSE, I have my card.. Does it come with a young chick?

excon

[Wondergirl]

Dear excon:

The library is full of young chicks--staff and patrons, and all races, creeds, and colors are represented. The days of the prim, fussy librarian with her finger to her lips are over.

Librarian Carol

[excon]

Hello Librarian Procurer:

So, I could go down there, open up a copy of the Joy of Sex, and just sit there??

Cool.

excon

[smoothy]

Hello Librarian Procurer:

So, I could go down there, open up a copy of the Joy of Sex, and just sit there???

Cool.

excon

Stuff a salami down your pants and wear all your bling... a big wad of greenbacks in a money clip on the table will help as a chick attractant too.

[Wondergirl]

Dear excon:

As long as you remain clothed, you may sit there and read that book (and others) until closing.

If the staff is not friendly, please let me know.

Carol, librarian extraordinaire

[SonofExcon]

Have all the sex you can get... it will work its self out

[excon]

Hello Son:

You sure are a cute little bugger..

excon

[JudyKayTee]

Hello:

I couldn't tell if it was all the way in, because the cramps in my legs were killing me. The pills were taking a little longer to work too, and I should have waited... But, what do you do while your waiting???

I'm gonna give it up..

excon

If you have a problem entering, make certain she's taken her pantyhose off.

What do while I'm waiting? I usually go outside and wax my car.

[Fr_Chuck]

With all these people on here that don't know how they get pregnant or how to have sex, perhaps he needs to open a sex school

[Wondergirl]

Maybe that could be a member function for earning money. We could charge for sex-ed classes. Ads under our avatars?