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Alty · Apr 1, 2012, 04:28 PM

We have tons of barbies. Come on over! We can dress them up, do their hair, they can lounge around in the castle that's mortgage free that I made for them. Wait. Okay, now I want to kill the little buggers! I build them a house, buy them furniture, clothes, friends, even a van and a camper! They have perfect bodies, hair, and want for nothing.

I never want to play with them again! I think they're using me! :(

DaniCalifornia · Apr 1, 2012, 04:31 PM

Oh God, it's half midnight. Wow.

When your girlie grows out of them, you'll have the satisfaction of popping the heads out. :D

Alty · Apr 1, 2012, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by DaniCalifornia

Oh God, it's half midnight. Wow.

When your girlie grows out of them, you'll have the satisfaction of popping the heads out. :D

Giggle. I may pop the heads off a few of them, and giggle madly while doing it. But I can't mutilate all of them. Those things are bloody expensive! :(

It's only 5:30pm where I am. Oh crap, I guess that means I should make some dinner. Sigh.

Aurora_Bell · Apr 1, 2012, 04:39 PM

Yay J! Happy to hear the good news. I didn't see that you were suspended, but glad to hear you are back at work :)

DaniCalifornia · Apr 1, 2012, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Alty

Giggle. I may pop the heads off a few of them, and giggle madly while doing it. But I can't mutilate all of them. Those things are bloody expensive! :(

It's only 5:30pm where I am. Oh crap, I guess that means I should make some dinner. Sigh.

I would make dinner for you, but I can't cook! (Yet)

Aurora_Bell · Apr 1, 2012, 04:51 PM

Barbies, ugg I hate those things. E never gets into those. I don't think they are healthy for a little girls sense of self image... I don't know though, maybe I am way off. I remember hating Barbies because they were so damn perfect. She's not really a doll kind of girl though. She likes going fishing and playing in the dirt.

DaniCalifornia · Apr 1, 2012, 04:59 PM

I loved barbies. But I suppose I did grow to be a slim big boobed blondie...

... WITH brains, because I liked the man toys too haha.

Alty · Apr 1, 2012, 05:02 PM

I loved barbies when I was little. I would spend hours in my play room with my barbies. But, my barbies all had jobs, got married, had kids, but still worked. They made their own clothes (okay, I made them for them, but still). I was ahead of my time. ;)

alkalineangel · Apr 1, 2012, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by DaniCalifornia

I've lost my bloke to wrestlemania tonight.

...Yes, he's THAT type of bloke. ¬¬

Mine is as well. LOL. He loves wrestling but so does my oldest son, so I guess they can keep each other company.

J_9 · Apr 1, 2012, 06:29 PM

Okay, day 3 of a headache. I NEVER get headaches. Well one of the docs I work for made me take my blood pressure this morning. You guessed it. It's high 159/109. Close to stroke level.

Yes I do take BP meds, but apparently they aren't working. Doc gave me some different meds to help, but they are making me sick. :(

Alty · Apr 1, 2012, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by J_9

Okay, day 3 of a headache. I NEVER get headaches. Well one of the docs I work for made me take my blood pressure this morning. You guessed it. It's high 159/109. Close to stroke level.

Yes I do take BP meds, but apparently they aren't working. Doc gave me some different meds to help, but they are making me sick. :(

Girl, I have the cure! A nice relaxing vacation is just the thing you need. But, don't come right now. Right now we have snow, and it's cold. Wait a month or two. But in the meantime, plan it! I have bunnies! Who could be stressed when holding a bunny? :)

J_9 · Apr 1, 2012, 06:39 PM

Oh, I'm not stressed, that's just the thing. Nice calm and cool, just have a headache. Maybe doctors should prescribe bunnies for high blood pressure.

DaniCalifornia · Apr 2, 2012, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by alkalineangel

Mine is as well. LOL. he loves wrestling but so does my oldest son, so I guess they can keep eachother company.

Aye mine was with his friends, but I was here all alone!

I need a cat.

Aurora_Bell · Apr 2, 2012, 04:54 AM

Are you drinking enough water J?

J_9 · Apr 2, 2012, 05:12 AM

I'm drinking plenty of water bella. This is all too strange as it happened so quickly. Still not feeling well today. I'm going to call the doctor as soon as they open. If I can't get in I'll probably go to the hospital.

alkalineangel · Apr 2, 2012, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by J_9

I'm drinking plenty of water bella. This is all too strange as it happened so quickly. Still not feeling well today. I'm going to call the doctor as soon as they open. If I can't get in I'll probably go to the hospital.

:( hope you can get back to normal soon.

Alty · Apr 3, 2012, 04:41 PM

I have to share this because it made me giggle.

At least once a week I get a call, call display shows Private name, private number. It's always an Indian guy telling me that he works for Telus, and that I have a virus on my computer. We all know this is a scam, but apparently these scammers haven't figured out that the word is out, that we all know.

Anyway, this was the conversation.

Idiot guy: Hello sir or madam, my name is Habish from telus and we're calling to inform you that you have a virus on your computer (insert heavy Indian accent).

Me: I have a virus? How do you know? Who gave you access to my computer?

IG: No one gave us access, it's a virus on Windows.

Me: I have a Mac.

IG: Um... you don't use Windows?

Me: No (lying through my teeth).

IG: Oh, well you have a virus on your Mac.

Me: How do you know this? You'd have to have access to my computer to know this, so I ask again, who allowed you access?

IG: We don't have access, but we need to have access to fix it.

Me: You're not answering my question. How do you know I have a virus unless you have access to my computer?

IG: Um... we just know.

Me: Do you have access to a computer?

IG: Yes, of course.

Me: Google "computer scams", you guys are on the list.

IG: We don't scam people.

Me: Then why are you hiding your phone number, why are you not able to tell me how you know I have a virus, and why are you not answering my questions?

IG: We're not a scam.

Me: Get a real job. Playing dumb won't help you when you're arrested.

IG: We're not a scam.

Me: Ya right, and I'm a virgin. Have a good day.

:)

alkalineangel · Apr 3, 2012, 04:50 PM

That's hilarious! I like to speak aborigine (sp?) (or what my mind tells me is aborigine) to the people like that who call me. I was transferred to a spanish translator at one point, I spoke italian to him.

Alty · Apr 3, 2012, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by alkalineangel

That's hilarious!! I like to speak aborigine (sp?) (or what my mind tells me is aborigine) to the people like that who call me. I was transferred to a spanish translator at one point, I spoke italian to him.

LMAO!

I was actually thinking that the next time they call I'll start speaking German. :)

J_9 · Apr 3, 2012, 05:01 PM

That's hilarious! I love it! Wonder what he would have said if you said you didn't have a computer!