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    #701

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Who says men don't have boobs?
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    #702

    Jul 25, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    Who says men don't have boobs??
    :eek: :eek:

    Mental image!

    Bad mental image!

    Bad Ken! Bad Ken! :eek: ;)
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women, but they're there,none-the-less!
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!
    Would I be wrong in sensing that this conversation is leading to the question
    'why do guys have nipples'?
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    would i be wrong in sensing that this convo is leading to the question
    'why do guys have nipples'?
    Ooh I know I know!

    Teacher teacher teacher!! (jumping up and down):D


    ouch..damn boobs.
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!
    My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

    Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ooh i know i know!!

    teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D


    ouch..damn boobs.
    Your answer is probably better than mine.

    :: teacher points at Red::

    Yes Red, give us your answer.

    This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ooh i know i know!!

    teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D


    ouch..damn boobs.
    *watching red jumping*

    ... er... yes... red

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

    Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:
    Did I read this wrong?

    Do you hope the entire population of men have bigger boobs than you? :eek:
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Your answer is probably better than mine.

    :: teacher points at Red::

    Yes Red, give us your answer.

    This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:
    Well, it all starts when a men and a women hug really really tight and then the man does something to the women that's icky she gets a baby... and pokes it or something... and erm,well,that's what johnny said.
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    #710

    Jul 25, 2010, 01:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Your answer is probably better than mine.

    :: teacher points at Red::

    Yes Red, give us your answer.

    This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:
    Johnny went to Church. They had a real fire and brimstone guest preacher. While skipping Sunday School with little Tommy, Tommy asked Johnny "What do you think about all this Satan business?"

    Johnnie thought for a minute and sagely replied, "You know how that Santa Claus thing turned out... It's probably your Dad."
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:26 PM

    I don't know any clean little johnny jokes... I don't know any clean jokes period!
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i dont know any clean little johnny jokes....i dont know any clean jokes period!
    That's as close as I've ever found.
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    #713

    Jul 25, 2010, 01:28 PM

    Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

    I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

    Q: How do you catch a bear?

    A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and surround it with peas.

    When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here.
    I found another one.

    When he did go to Sunday School, they studied how Eve came from Adam's rib. He didn't believe it, but he could use it.

    The next morning when Mom woke him up, he told her, " Mommy, I can't go to school today. My side hurts really bad. I think I'm about to have a wife."
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    #715

    Jul 25, 2010, 01:33 PM

    There's two muffins in the oven.

    One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"

    The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"


    Bloody sad.
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    Jul 25, 2010, 01:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

    I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

    Q: How do you catch a bear?

    A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and and surround it with peas.

    When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)
    Horrified :eek:

    Alternatly if you compliment this one and be really nice to him then you've got him for good :D
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    #717

    Jul 25, 2010, 02:06 PM
    Two peanuts were walking down the street,















    One was asalted.(assaulted,a salted... get it... HEHE)... :(, I know, old old old)
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    #718

    Jul 25, 2010, 02:08 PM
    Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon, guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...
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    #719

    Jul 25, 2010, 02:09 PM

    I'm having my last smoke of the day...

    God I love smoking,I should'nt but I do.
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    Jul 25, 2010, 02:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon,,guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...
    That one got a laugh!:)
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