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    #681

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:32 AM

    ... if she can cook a steak, I'd eat it off her bottom.

    ... wait, what am I saying..
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    #682

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    just to add,if you dont have the boobs ladies,a chicken dinner with all the trimming will do a perfectly good job too.

    (note,on a plate,not your chest area!)
    I like the second option, but use boneless chicken.
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    #683

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:42 AM

    So just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

    Ah,the missing ingredient...

    Football/car racing/boxing on the TV.

    Could it be that that's the recipe for a happy man.

    Easy peasy.
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    #684

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

    ah,the missing ingredient...

    football/car racing/boxing on the tv.

    could it be that thats the recipe for a happy man.

    easy peasy.
    I think you are forgetting a few things. :p
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    #685

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:49 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    I think you are forgetting a few things. :p
    Of course... BEER!

    Such a dufus.:rolleyes:
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    #686

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:50 AM

    ... wow. We ARE that simple.

    ... so sad.
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    #687

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:56 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    of course....BEER!

    such a dufus.:rolleyes:
    Ummm...



    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...wow. We ARE that simple.

    ...so sad.
    Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)
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    #688

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:57 AM

    Haha. True. I'll give you that.

    My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra.. . I like her.
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    #689

    Jul 25, 2010, 08:58 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    haha. true. I'll give you that.

    My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra. ...I like her.

    I rest my case.:rolleyes:
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    #690

    Jul 25, 2010, 09:06 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area...
    Chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, honey, Cinnamon sugar, peach massage oil, we ain't that picky.
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    #691

    Jul 25, 2010, 11:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Ummm ....





    Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy ... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)
    that explains why I can't find someone to be in a relationship with. Lesbians are SCREWED, and not in that good way ^_~
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    #692

    Jul 25, 2010, 11:58 AM

    But both parties in that relationship have boobs?

    So how are you worse off?
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    #693

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    but both parties in that relationship have boobs?

    so how are you worse off?
    because both people are also complicated. Although, the boobs DO help ^_^
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    #694

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:23 PM

    Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

    They'd never leave the house!

    Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

    Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and... where am I? :(
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    #695

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:32 PM

    I'm still failing to see how more boobs don't fix things?
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    #696

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

    They'd never leave the house!

    Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

    Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and.......where am I? :(
    My point exactly, :D
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    #697

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?
    Bear, you're such a man. :p
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    #698

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bear, you're such a man. :p
    I appologise for nothing! :D
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    #699

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i appologise for nothing! :D
    LOL! No need to apologize. I like men. :)
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    #700

    Jul 25, 2010, 12:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?
    :D:D:D:D:D:D

    I can only give 6 greenies at a time.

    MORE BOOBS

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