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    #921

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    J I haven't been able to get onto frontier ville for a week now! And my farmville is all wonky too. SO frustrating.
    Your farmville is wonky!

    There foreclosing on me and I'm on charges for animal cruelty,not too mention the neighbours are going nuts cause my cow got out and the horse is no where to be seen... farmings not for me.
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    #922

    Jul 10, 2010, 09:00 AM

    ... what... are we talking about..
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    #923

    Jul 10, 2010, 09:02 AM

    Facebook games Sneezy!
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    #924

    Jul 10, 2010, 09:03 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...what...are we talking about...?

    Farmville,or maybe that should be farmvile!

    Crocodile dundee is on,I always had a soft spot for paul hogan.
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    #925

    Jul 10, 2010, 09:04 AM

    Mine is farm town, frontierville and café world.
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    #926

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:03 PM

    viewing places to rent in an unfamiliar town, very hot weaher followed by sudden downpours plus 6 to 7 hours driving makes for a very tired bear :(
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    #927

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    viewing places to rent in an unfamiliar town, very hot weaher followed by sudden downpours plus 6 to 7 hours driving makes for a very tired bear :(
    Need a hug and a beer Bear? :)

    Say that five times fast;

    Beer bear
    Beer bear
    Beer bear

    I can't even type it 3 times fast. :(
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    #928

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:15 PM

    My child just locked me out of the house for 15 minutes. Grrrr
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    #929

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    My child just locked me out of the house for 15 minutes. Grrrr
    The wonderful days of the mischievous toddler years. :D

    Did Lady help her or you? :)
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    #930

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:42 PM

    Lady was most definitely on her side. :Angry face:

    See E is about lady's height, so Lady gets a free for all feeding when is E. Lady is no longer my dog. She follows that kid around with the same Poop eating grin on her face, and I know that E is up to no good, and Lady is getting fed out of it. Yup a whole dozen eggs last night, E cracked them open Lady ate them up.
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    #931

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:43 PM
    I don't know what the HE** is going on with the E-Mail notifications,new threads notifications,this site,my mind,the orbit of Jupiter,, or any other solar cycles...

    Wow this is a most frustrating site lately!
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    #932

    Jul 10, 2010, 05:46 PM

    I agree Ken. Now, onto more pressing questions... who has my remote?
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    #933

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Lady was most definitely on her side. :Angry face:

    See E is about lady's height, so Lady gets a free for all feeding when E is involved. Lady is no longer my dog. She follows that kid around with the same Poop eating grin on her face, and I know that E is up to no good, and Lady is getting fed out of it. Yup a whole dozen eggs last night, E cracked them open Lady ate them up.
    You need a fridge lock.
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    #934

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:26 PM

    I would never put a lock on my fridge. If my kid is hungry or thirsty she can eat or drink. I baby sat for this couple and the father would lock the cupboards and fridge, and the kids were always hungry and thirsty. I felt so bad for them. But I think she learned her lesson as far as feeding Lady a dozen of eggs go.
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    #935

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:38 PM

    A day at the doctors.

    This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."
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    #936

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    A day at the doctors.

    This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."
    That is wicked, hard-core awesome.
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    #937

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:53 PM
    But only if told to a dude.

    Grls won't get it.
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    #938

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:54 PM

    I get it, but still don't think it's that funny.
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    #939

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Exactly.
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    #940

    Jul 10, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Guys are idiots. Its what we do best.

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