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    #741

    Jul 6, 2010, 07:25 PM

    <drool>

    How many years before she earns her GMILF status?
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    #742

    Jul 6, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    <drool>

    How many years before she earns her GMILF status?
    Lets see. If she is 12 now that means well maybe 20 years. ;0)
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    #743

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:17 PM

    These days, it could happen at nearly any time? 12 may be old enough. I don't want to go there.
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    #744

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:25 PM

    That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from... I'd like to say that she's... maybe... 40? She's a grandma.
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    #745

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    <drool>

    How many years before she earns her GMILF status?
    I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)
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    #746

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:27 PM

    Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids... and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (... half my friends are married... most of the other half is engaged... a good percentage of them have kids).
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    #747

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by califdadof3 View Post
    Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


    Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!
    LOL! Don't have to wait for that. Had the vice principal and the grade 6 teacher hit on me this year.

    This is how warped I am. I flirted back hoping that the kids would get A's because of it. No go. :(

    My favorite is when some 20 something flirts with me thinking that because I'm old... er, I'll be flattered. Ya right. Been there. Done that. Wrote the book. I'm too old to train another one. ;)
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    #748

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.
    :eek:

    Wait... this is you. You think everyone over 25 looks 40. :rolleyes:
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    #749

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)
    No grandkids! Not for at least, LEAST, 10 years. Even that is too early. Jared would only be 21.

    I have a while (I HOPE) before I have to worry about grandkids.

    I feel the urge to talk to my kids about birth control all of a sudden.
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    #750

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids...and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (...half my friends are married...most of the other half is engaged...a good percentage of them have kids).
    Med school, marriage and kids, doesn't mix well.

    Just saying. :)
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    #751

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:42 PM

    Okay, I'm officially sick to my stomach.
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    #752

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:42 PM

    Yeah. Lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

    ... jesus christ.
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    #753

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    yeah. lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

    ...jesus christ.
    Which post did I miss? :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    #754

    Jul 6, 2010, 09:52 PM

    I missed it too.
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    #755

    Jul 6, 2010, 10:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I missed it too.
    Then what made you sick to your stomach?

    My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

    I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)
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    #756

    Jul 6, 2010, 10:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    i gotta ask...where?
    Let's just say it would be covered at a topless beach and would get me insta-banned if I posted pics.
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    #757

    Jul 6, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Then what made you sick to your stomach?

    My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

    I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)
    Not your picture honey... the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:
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    #758

    Jul 6, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by califdadof3 View Post
    Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


    Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!
    No, wait until the kids' FRIENDS start hitting on you.
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    #759

    Jul 6, 2010, 10:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.
    My mom was 38 when she become a grandma. My sister was 16.
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    #760

    Jul 6, 2010, 11:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Not your picture honey....the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:
    Na, stick around, I just posted a thread about the new skin, we can get in trouble together. :)

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