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Jun 8, 2010, 11:52 PM
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 Originally Posted by hheath541
my worst involved bicardi. i asked a friend's husband for a threesome then asked her to have me spayed when she took the cat in to get fixed.
that's the only time I've had bicardi, and i don't plan on ever drinking it again. 2-3 bottles and a couple shots have never gotten me so messed up before. it's usually only enough to get me slightly past tipsy.
I have to say that I've had tons of really stupid drunk experiences. I usually end up naked, in someone else's house or car or a bar table, with a guy that I either don't know, or know too well. Of course that doesn't happen anymore. Now I drink at home. ;)
Super drunk + Alty = naked games.
Why am I still awake?
I should be sleeping.
I have to be semi alert tomorrow.
Don't want to go though.
Darn responsibilities. Hey I spelled that right the first try. Yay me! :)
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Pets Expert
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:54 PM
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 Originally Posted by hheath541
night. I'm gonna join you guys. just let me get all the cats off my lap and pee, then i'll crawl into bed with you. we can all cuddle up.
I think I used Alty cat as a pillow. :(
I don't think that's the kind of pu$$y KP had in mind. :D
Oops... WT.
This is why I should be in bed. :o
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Pets Expert
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:57 PM
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Final post, for M.
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)
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Experts
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:58 PM
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Someday, we'll have to get together, hang out, and drink. Drinking usually ends up with me naked, too. Then again, I prefer not to wear clothes if I can help it.
Right now, I'm wearing jeans and a bra. Didn't even bother putting on a shirt to go to the store. Just threw on a hoodie.
OK, going to bed, now. My eyes are sleepy. Staying up like this wastes my electricity and makes me drool in my sleep. I don't like waking up with my face in a slimy drool puddle.
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Jun 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Night guys , I'm off as well , to the Pub though :)
LOL nice one alty :)
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Jun 9, 2010, 03:00 AM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.
Boy , did I give her a mouthful
HA... my husband would love that one, but somehow I don't think the punchline would work as well coming from me... ;)
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Jun 9, 2010, 03:03 AM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?
Wife says, no !!!!
Husband replies, that's the spirit!
:eek: (ohhh, very bad, in a funny sort of way!)
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Jun 9, 2010, 03:09 AM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
Final post, for M.
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)
Ok... using that one too!. husbands going to wonder just what have I been looking at on the computer... :D
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Jun 9, 2010, 06:45 AM
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Hahaha good jokes..
:)
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Ultra Member
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Jun 9, 2010, 08:55 AM
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Just browsing through the threads and I noticed a lot of teens are on posting,I guess its nearly summer holiday time...
Brace yourselves!
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:12 AM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
just browsing through the threads and i noticed a lot of teens are on posting,i guess its nearly summer holiday time.....
brace yourselves!!
Hahaha oh yea! The teens are here and they are going wild. Lol they just keep on trollin' ;)
Haha near the end of summer the pregnancy category is going to blow the hell up:p
Have you ever had a song that makes you go nuts- like just gets you hyper? This is mine:
YouTube - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Video)
Favorite lyric.. oh hell I like the whole thing. I play it at least ONCE when I'm at the bar. Lol anyone have that ONE song that you have to listen to?
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Ultra Member
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:20 AM
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My walking song is guns and roses paridise city,if carlsberb did guiter intro's,this would be the best one ever!
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:22 AM
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Hey gang. What's happening?
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:23 AM
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Hey kc,would it be rude if I asked how's it hanging? In a nice way of course!
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Dogs Expert
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:24 AM
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Mines is def a GnR song, but just depends on the day. Okay last day of Bio classes, and I have my final exam on Friday. I'm nervous, I'm scared, I'm, I'm almost done! Woo Hoo
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Ultra Member
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:25 AM
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Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing all right. How are you?
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:25 AM
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Oh nothing really on my end. I got my most awesomest cutestest tote evar today. Lol now I will look like I'm in high school haha.
I got it from this site : www.etsy.com and the seller is rubbish tees . She has so many cute things I just want to buy!
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Dogs Expert
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:28 AM
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I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:29 AM
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 Originally Posted by kctiger
Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing alright. How are you?
Doing good doing good.
I was just talking to sunny yesterday and wondering about the lost members, remember chez? Jlo? Adam?
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Jun 9, 2010, 09:30 AM
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 Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.
Haha who you stalkin';)
Hey guess what today is. Wednesday. It's VESPA day! Well if it happens. We will see. Dum dum dum...
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