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    #1241

    Jun 8, 2010, 11:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    my worst involved bicardi. i asked a friend's husband for a threesome then asked her to have me spayed when she took the cat in to get fixed.

    that's the only time I've had bicardi, and i don't plan on ever drinking it again. 2-3 bottles and a couple shots have never gotten me so messed up before. it's usually only enough to get me slightly past tipsy.
    I have to say that I've had tons of really stupid drunk experiences. I usually end up naked, in someone else's house or car or a bar table, with a guy that I either don't know, or know too well. Of course that doesn't happen anymore. Now I drink at home. ;)

    Super drunk + Alty = naked games.

    Why am I still awake?

    I should be sleeping.

    I have to be semi alert tomorrow.

    Don't want to go though.

    Darn responsibilities. Hey I spelled that right the first try. Yay me! :)
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    #1242

    Jun 8, 2010, 11:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    night. I'm gonna join you guys. just let me get all the cats off my lap and pee, then i'll crawl into bed with you. we can all cuddle up.
    I think I used Alty cat as a pillow. :(

    I don't think that's the kind of pu$$y KP had in mind. :D

    Oops... WT.

    This is why I should be in bed. :o
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    #1243

    Jun 8, 2010, 11:57 PM

    Final post, for M.

    A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

    The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"


    And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)
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    #1244

    Jun 8, 2010, 11:58 PM

    Someday, we'll have to get together, hang out, and drink. Drinking usually ends up with me naked, too. Then again, I prefer not to wear clothes if I can help it.

    Right now, I'm wearing jeans and a bra. Didn't even bother putting on a shirt to go to the store. Just threw on a hoodie.

    OK, going to bed, now. My eyes are sleepy. Staying up like this wastes my electricity and makes me drool in my sleep. I don't like waking up with my face in a slimy drool puddle.
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    #1245

    Jun 9, 2010, 12:00 AM

    Night guys , I'm off as well , to the Pub though :)



    LOL nice one alty :)
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    #1246

    Jun 9, 2010, 03:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
    donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

    Boy , did I give her a mouthful
    HA... my husband would love that one, but somehow I don't think the punchline would work as well coming from me... ;)
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    #1247

    Jun 9, 2010, 03:03 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?

    Wife says, no !!!!



    Husband replies, that's the spirit!
    :eek: (ohhh, very bad, in a funny sort of way!)
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    #1248

    Jun 9, 2010, 03:09 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Final post, for M.

    A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

    The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"


    And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)
    Ok... using that one too!. husbands going to wonder just what have I been looking at on the computer... :D
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    #1249

    Jun 9, 2010, 06:45 AM

    Hahaha good jokes..

    :)
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    #1250

    Jun 9, 2010, 08:55 AM

    Just browsing through the threads and I noticed a lot of teens are on posting,I guess its nearly summer holiday time...

    Brace yourselves!
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    #1251

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    just browsing through the threads and i noticed a lot of teens are on posting,i guess its nearly summer holiday time.....

    brace yourselves!!
    Hahaha oh yea! The teens are here and they are going wild. Lol they just keep on trollin' ;)

    Haha near the end of summer the pregnancy category is going to blow the hell up:p

    Have you ever had a song that makes you go nuts- like just gets you hyper? This is mine:

    YouTube - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Video)

    Favorite lyric.. oh hell I like the whole thing. I play it at least ONCE when I'm at the bar. Lol anyone have that ONE song that you have to listen to?
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    #1252

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:20 AM

    My walking song is guns and roses paridise city,if carlsberb did guiter intro's,this would be the best one ever!
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    #1253

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:22 AM

    Hey gang. What's happening?
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    #1254

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:23 AM

    Hey kc,would it be rude if I asked how's it hanging? In a nice way of course!
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    #1255

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:24 AM

    Mines is def a GnR song, but just depends on the day. Okay last day of Bio classes, and I have my final exam on Friday. I'm nervous, I'm scared, I'm, I'm almost done! Woo Hoo
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    #1256

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:25 AM

    Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing all right. How are you?
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    #1257

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:25 AM

    Oh nothing really on my end. I got my most awesomest cutestest tote evar today. Lol now I will look like I'm in high school haha.

    I got it from this site : www.etsy.com and the seller is rubbish tees . She has so many cute things I just want to buy!
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    #1258

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:28 AM

    I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.
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    #1259

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing alright. How are you?

    Doing good doing good.

    I was just talking to sunny yesterday and wondering about the lost members, remember chez? Jlo? Adam?
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    #1260

    Jun 9, 2010, 09:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.
    Haha who you stalkin';)

    Hey guess what today is. Wednesday. It's VESPA day! Well if it happens. We will see. Dum dum dum...

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