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Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 06:32 AM

Umm maybe try one of those spray thingy's? I have a weakness for accents too. I met this guy with an Irish accent, dumb as a post, but I hang off every word he says!

albear · Apr 28, 2010, 06:36 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Sorry... really sorry... I am truly sorry... but

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D:D... again I appologise... *sniggers :D*

classyT · Apr 28, 2010, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Asparagus makes us smell?? Wow! I think I've only eaten aspragus once in my life. Well I learn something new on this site all the time.

They can put a man on the moon but they can't make a certs or altoids for that "area". I don't get it. Sorry mud. :(

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 06:44 AM

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell?

mudweiser · Apr 28, 2010, 06:51 AM

I ate a lot though. I mean at least 20 sticks. It was like eating chips in front of the t.v.-- non stop.|

Haha well I'll just wear some jeans & kotex liners lol

I can't believe this.. haha!

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 06:52 AM

Hahah, I feel for you... lol... but seriously, I am laughing WITH you...

albear · Apr 28, 2010, 06:55 AM

Sorry I feel quite guilty now for laughing :(

I recommend a lot of deoderant/spray/smellies whatever you want to call them

And mints

Good luck :)

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 06:58 AM

Mints?? Lol... weird mental picture.

mudweiser · Apr 28, 2010, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Hhaha please don't imagine me with mints in my va-gene. Hahaha!

Now I'm imagining...

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 07:02 AM

Nope they were in yer vergina!

Cat1864 · Apr 28, 2010, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell??

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

classyT · Apr 28, 2010, 07:11 AM

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. Ha.

albear · Apr 28, 2010, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Meant for muddy's mouth to hide smelly asparagous breath

Dirty dirty bella

mudweiser · Apr 28, 2010, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by classyT

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. ha.

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. Hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by Cat1864

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

Cat, I never even thought about that! I just blamed my sinuses. You are like a living, breathing encyclopedia. Now if I can only shrink you down and carry you around in my pocket... Do you think Cats would mind?

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 07:17 AM

Bear you started it! Muddy if you are planning on doing any 'gardening' down there, you could always use after shave! Bahahaha.

Unknown008 · Apr 28, 2010, 07:21 AM

Hello guys and gals! :)

Sorry to hear that Muddy... Maybe your 'guy' (so to say) will understand about the smell?

I personally have only tasted asparagus once and it was bitter... I don't like it. My sister and my mum though, once made a whole pot of asparagus soup, or infusion, I don't remember, but there was no particular smell... :confused:

mudweiser · Apr 28, 2010, 07:30 AM

Lol Unky. I barely know this guy-- if anything he'd laugh at me or be so grossed out he runs away.

Either way it's the first date, I think I need to slow down. Do the whole so "who are you? what do you do" chat...

Being the girl I am: ooh he'd be a great addition to my husband collection. Lol-- okay back to reality...

Now what do I wear?.

I don't know where we are going he said it was going to be a surprise, I told him "as long as I don't wake up tied in your basement wondering where I am".

Haha.. I don't think he understands my humor, he just said "No.. you won't..." :confused:.

classyT · Apr 28, 2010, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

Yes, chanel will send you straight to the emergency room... ( don't ask me how I know this... ha ha) a glade plug in huh..? Now you got me thinking... I like it!

Aurora_Bell · Apr 28, 2010, 07:32 AM

Jeans and heels are always classic.