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    Mar 31, 2010, 06:50 AM
    Sperm Bank
    Hello:

    I want to donate my sperm... But if they freeze it, it'll interfere with my erection.

    excon
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    Mar 31, 2010, 07:37 AM

    I can't figure out if you're serious or not.
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    Mar 31, 2010, 07:41 AM

    He's never serious, Craven.

    Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

    Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.
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    Mar 31, 2010, 07:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.
    Hello Synn:

    Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

    excon
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    Mar 31, 2010, 08:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    He's never serious, Craven.

    Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

    Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.
    Well, maybe just politics (and possibly law). :D
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    Mar 31, 2010, 09:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello Synn:

    Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

    excon
    I don't think it would be ice cubes, but more like ice darts. Wouldn't that be fun in a pub?
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    Apr 1, 2010, 09:56 AM

    Ask for a warmer room.
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    Apr 1, 2010, 06:03 PM

    You just might...

    Be given a jar.
    Told to go into a room.

    Then use your left hand, your right hand, hot water and cold water...



    And still can't get the Jar open!
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    Apr 1, 2010, 06:07 PM

    Just don't hold up the bank where your SO works.

    You then ask the SO that you held up to grab a jar and drink it.

    She reluctantly does, and then you take off your mask revealing your identity and say:

    "It's not that difficult. Is it?
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    Apr 1, 2010, 07:31 PM

    It's all about the matter at hand Ex.
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    Apr 4, 2010, 08:21 AM

    I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.
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    Apr 4, 2010, 11:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.
    What a shame. All those young doctors for you to operate on. Wait...
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