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    #21

    Jan 8, 2010, 01:16 AM

    The only help for you is to have your needs answered and it seems to me you have a lot of willing women out there,you old dawg :)
    My BF is 54 and he is like a teenager so I don't think it goes away,you just have to grin and bare it :)
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    #22

    Jan 8, 2010, 06:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by sandalwood7 View Post
    I never imagined excon as elderly!
    Hello sandy:

    Well, I'm not elderly in that I creak when I walk. I don't shuffle. I can still run faster than my son (ok, that's not true - but don't tell him), and most importantly, I can still get it up. I can't remember what to DO with it once it's up, but I think it was good.

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    #23

    Jan 8, 2010, 06:48 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello sandy:

    Well, I'm not elderly in that I creak when I walk. I don't shuffle. I can still run faster than my son (ok, that's not true - but don't tell him), and most importantly, I can still get it up. I can't remember what to DO with it once it's up, but I think it was good.

    excon
    If you'd just come here, I'd REMIND you what to do with it!
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    #24

    Jan 8, 2010, 06:50 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    I think it was good.
    It was good for me baby! :D
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    #25

    Jan 8, 2010, 03:02 PM

    Yesterday, Thursday was definitely fun. Can we do it again next Thursday?

    And (for all those wondering about it) you were super duper. So there all you want to bees.
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    #26

    Jan 8, 2010, 05:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Yesterday, Thursday was definitely fun. Can we do it again next Thursday?

    And (for all those wondering about it) you were super duper. So there all you wanna bees.
    We're going to need details Twinkie.
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    #27

    Jan 8, 2010, 06:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    The only help for you is to have your needs answered and it seems to me you have a lot of willing women out there,you old dawg :)
    My BF is 54 and he is like a teenager so I don't think it goes away,you just have to grin and bare it :)
    Yep... Interesting Ex that all the women just came out of the woodwork... stumbling all over themselves... :D :p:)
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    #28

    Jan 8, 2010, 06:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yep....Interesting Ex that all the women just came out of the woodwork....stumbling all over themselves... :D :p:)
    OMG! You're right.

    That man is so darn lucky and he doesn't even realize it. All he has to do is crook his little finger and we all come running.

    Girls, we have to play hard to get. Make him work for it. :cool:
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    #29

    Jan 8, 2010, 08:25 PM

    I suppose that some just have the pheromones... :)
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    #30

    Jan 8, 2010, 08:31 PM

    May I suggest the "fleshlight"

    -tee he he heee
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    #31

    Jan 8, 2010, 08:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    may I suggest the "fleshlight
    Hello muddy:

    I thought you were getting in line. Instead you offer me a portable pu$$y.

    Young wippersnapper...

    excon
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    #32

    Jan 8, 2010, 08:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello muddy:

    I thought you were getting in line. Instead you offer me a portable pu$$y.

    Young wippersnapper...

    excon
    I wish I could describe my smile right about now.
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    #33

    Jan 8, 2010, 08:55 PM

    Oh and excon, just to clear up...

    I wasn't talking about my vertical smile.

    -giggle-
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    #34

    Jan 9, 2010, 11:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    We're going to need details Twinkie.
    Oh, Alty, I'm not one of those kiss and tell gals. I'm more of a kiss and smile. :D:D

    And he IS a good dancer, too. I'm just waiting for his famous cheesecake. How about some lucious cheesecake for dessert next week, Exie, dear?:D
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    #35

    Jan 9, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    some lucious cheesecake
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    #36

    Jan 9, 2010, 03:32 PM

    Exy makes cheesecake?

    I'm in! :)
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    #37

    Jan 9, 2010, 03:51 PM

    Yes, Alty. Exie made great cheesecake when he was on the oil rig in the middle of the ocean.

    And no, Cat, that's not the kind of cheesecake I was thinking of. It's the kind that you put a fork in and put a piece in your mouth and savor.

    Alty, maybe if you asked Exie pretty please if he would share his recipe with us he will. This was on the cooking board that he said he made dynamite cheesecake.
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    #38

    Jan 9, 2010, 04:13 PM

    I don't want the recipe, I want to be served, in bed, after a massage and great sex.

    Is it white chocolate cheese cake? If it is, I'll be Exy's slave. Sigh. I'm craving the cheese cake.
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    #39

    Jan 9, 2010, 04:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Yes, Alty. Exie made great cheesecake when he was on the oil rig in the middle of the ocean.

    And no, Cat, that's not the kind of cheesecake I was thinking of. It's the kind that you put a fork in and put a piece in your mouth and savor.

    Alty, maybe if you asked Exie pretty please if he would share his recipe with us he will. This was on the cooking board that he said he made dynamite cheesecake.
    Mine isn't forked, but otherwise...

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