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    #41

    Jan 1, 2010, 05:49 PM

    I don't know but my dad used to say it, to make us laugh! There is another but not so nice. How about, I say there old chap were you in the boat when the boat tipped over...



    No you silly jacka$$ I was in the water!
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    #42

    Jan 1, 2010, 05:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by unluckynut View Post
    I don't know but my dad used to say it, to make us laugh!. There is another but not so nice. how about, I say there old chap were you in the boat when the boat tipped over .....

    no you silly jacka$$ I was in the water!
    Hi, unluckynut!

    But, what does that have to do with Christmas, please?

    Thanks!
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    #43

    Jan 1, 2010, 06:09 PM

    It could happen on christmas, with global warmimg! He he
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    #44

    Jan 2, 2010, 06:02 AM

    The Christmas jokes are now ruined...
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    #45

    Jan 2, 2010, 06:11 AM
    I'll try and bring it back a bit.

    What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a pickle?

    A Dill Doe!
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    #46

    Jan 2, 2010, 06:12 AM

    What do all the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer are out helping Santa?

    They go out & blow a few bucks
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    #47

    Jan 2, 2010, 07:57 AM

    Bahahahaha, dammit, have to spread the rep Adam, those are great :D
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    #48

    Jan 2, 2010, 08:15 AM

    Glad you liked them.
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    #49

    Jan 2, 2010, 01:42 PM

    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
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    Jan 2, 2010, 01:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
    Wouldn't that go in the category of 'wrong thread?'
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    #51

    Jan 2, 2010, 01:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    wouldn't that go in the category of 'wrong thread?'
    Not with the way I spelled it. ;)
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    #52

    Jan 2, 2010, 02:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
    Not for a few more months. :)

    Adam, thanks for the chuckle. :)
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    #53

    Jan 2, 2010, 02:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
    Betcha he knows already.
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    #54

    Jan 2, 2010, 02:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Betcha he knows already.
    Unknown008 agrees: Don't quite understand them... sorry :o
    Nope.

    Of course it could just be a matter of things being lost in translation. ;)
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    Jan 2, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Nope.

    Of course it could just be a matter of things being lost in translation. ;)
    Okay, then I nominate the sexiest expert on AMHD to explain it. Let me know how that goes, Alty.
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    #56

    Jan 2, 2010, 02:23 PM

    Overheard some guys talking. One asked if it was wrong to eat reindeer steaks on Christmas. One of the other guys said,, as long as you didn't hunt them on christmas eve, I think your okay. True story.
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    #57

    Jan 2, 2010, 02:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Okay, then I nominate the sexiest expert on AMHD to explain it. Let me know how that goes, Alty.
    Why me? Because there's an animal involved? The doe? No way. I'm not doing it! I'm a pet expert!

    Unky, I'll tell you on your birthday, okay? :cool:
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    #58

    Jan 2, 2010, 03:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
    Okay, I'll explain... It's Corned Venison (out of respect for Alty, I chose not to go with Hasenpfeffer). Yes, Unky, there is a more adult meaning, but I will leave it at this. :)

    Corned Venison - All Recipes
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    #59

    Jan 4, 2010, 12:01 AM

    Gulp... :eek: I think I shouldn't have asked! I still don't know what that is, (sorry Cats, you lost your bet). I re-read the post of Adam... reindeer... pickle... nope. :o

    Thanks Cat! That seems yummy! :)

    Which means, Alty, in 166 days you'll tell me what that is? I think I give up on trying to know what that may mean...
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