[BlackVY]

"Mr. Brightside" is a song performed by Las Vegas-based rock band The Killers

Yes it is... and that's where Mr Woods got his name from... he would call Julie Postle, and if her boyfriend, Brian Kimbrough picked up, Woods would use the alias "Mr Brightside"... :)

[friend4u178]

You guys lost me at the word "golf". ;)

This may help you Alty ;)

Rules for Bedroom Golf





1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club
And two balls.


2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.


3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep
The balls out of the hole.


4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course
Owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.


5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
Damage to the hole.


6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
The course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.
Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the
Course again.


7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
Arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
Admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.


8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or
Are playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course
Owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.


9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.


10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been scheduled,
Particularly when a new course is being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
Someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.




11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily
Under repair. Players are advised to find alternative means of play
When this is the case.


12. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning of any
Bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with
And approach to the hole.


13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
Attempting to play the back nine.


14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
Proceedat a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course
Owner's request.


15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the
Same hole several times in one match.


16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

[Alty]

I love it M!

I'm suddenly interested in golf. ;)

[friend4u178]

I love it M!

I'm suddenly interested in golf. ;)

Thought that might do the trick ;)

[Stringer]

I'm here. I just want to say a quick hello.

I made a Christmas dinner yesterday.

Turkey
Mashed potatoes
Homemade gravy
French Yams
Homemade rolls
Cranberry sauce
Salad
Sweet potato
Apple pie

I invited my friends to come on over and we had a good dinner.. I have a lot of left overs. They also brought a ton of goodies [cookies, fudge....]

mmmm I ate a bunch. I'm officially 100 lbs heavier. haha

Sounds terrific Mud, we are having about 10 people over tonight for mashed potatoes, gravy, ham on the bone, corn, apple and pumpkin pies, with very moist chocolate cake for desert...

And this Friday we are having a Christmas dinner at my business partner's home... uuuughhhhh.

[Stringer]

Was that the sprinkler system she hit?

OMG! I'm not even that bad. ;)

How the h*ll can you throw a bowling ball up and through the ceiling and a pipe?

[Alty]

Sounds terrific Mud, we are having about 10 people over tonight for mashed potatoes, gravy, ham on the bone, corn, apple and pumpkin pies, with very moist chocolate cake for desert...

And this Friday we are having a Christmas dinner at my business partner's home...uuuughhhhh.

Ahem... my invite must have gotten lost in the mail. :(

[Alty]

How the h*ll can you throw a bowling ball up and through the ceiling and a pipe?

By coloring your hair blonde. ;)

[Alty]

Thought that might do the trick ;)

I just mowed the lawn on my golf course, anyone want to play? :D

I had to say it. It was there for the taking! :o

[friend4u178]

I just mowed the lawn on my golf course, anyone want to play? :D

I had to say it. It was there for the taking! :o

It's fun playing on slick greens :cool:

[BlackVY]

Mmmm... nothing better than a freshly mowed lawn... ;)

[Alty]

The razor was dull, and my husbands. He's no longer talking to me. ;)

It will grow back, and the wounds will heal.

Right? :eek:

[Alty]

Was it something I said?

Where did everyone go? :(

[albear]

Nowhere, still here :)

[Alty]

nowhere, still here :)

It's my Bear.

Yes, mine. All mine. Back off everyone, he's mine and he bites, and claws! He is a Bear after all. :)

[albear]

Hi Alty :o

This bear belongs to no one :)

And I don't claw, but I do bite though :D

Anyhoo how are you?

[Alty]

hi Alty :o

this bear belongs to no one :)

and i dont claw, but i do bite though :D

anyhoo how are you?

I'm fine Bear. How are you?

As for not belonging to anyone, well, we'll talk. ;)

Also, the clawing. Don't lie, I still have scratches down my back from when we... um... ooops... wrong thread. :o

[albear]

So so, putting a smiling face on :)
I head home at the end of the week, that's going to be fun.

As for the clawing, yeah sorry about that, sometimes I get... well :o

[Alty]

so so, putting a smiling face on :)
i head home at the end of the week, thats gonna be fun.

as for the clawing, yeah sorry about that, sometimes i get.....well :o

You're not looking forward to going home, or you are? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. ;)

No worries about the clawing, I have ointment. I need some help putting it on though. ;)

[albear]

You're not looking forward to going home, or you are? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. ;)

No worries about the clawing, I have ointment. I need some help putting it on though. ;)

Id say more tentative/hesitant really, but hey its christmas amongst other stuff so I kind of have to :)

Sure ill help you rub it in, it's the least I can do since I caused them, hey do you want a massage while I'm back there ;)