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    #801

    Sep 9, 2009, 09:09 AM

    Bad burns? Because if they are you shouldn't be here talking you should have gone to a&e alreaddy red :eek:
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    #802

    Sep 9, 2009, 09:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    bad burns? because if they are you shouldnt be here talking you should have gone to a&e alreaddy red :eek:

    Only babies go to A&E..

    Ill live,they will match the other burns,there is a pair of oven gloves hanging up,you would think I would use them,duh!

    We irish women can haul a turkey out of a raging hot oven with our teeth,did you not know that bear.
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    #803

    Sep 9, 2009, 09:17 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    only babies go to A&E..

    ill live,they will match the other burns,there is a pair of oven gloves hanging up,you would think i would use them,duh!

    we irish women can haul a turkey out of a raging hot oven with our teeth,did you not know that bear.
    Hey I had to go to a&e a couple of times, although once was because the paramedics didn't trust me when I said I was fine :D

    You should take better care of yourself red, or eventually through all this burning you will be all red :eek:

    And no I didn't know that about irish women, I should remember that in case it ever comes in handy ;)
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    #804

    Sep 9, 2009, 09:20 AM

    Yep, magic powder. Had to use it the first time when Red made a omplete mess in the castle, with a gigantic crocodile. I used the powder to make the crocodile shrink to the size of a soccer ball, then put it back in the lake... I'll do it tomorrow. Lots of homework today.

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    Bye everyone! :)
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    Sep 9, 2009, 09:24 AM

    Later unky, I've got some work that needs doing as well, althoguh by the sounds of it not as much as you, good luck and cya later :)
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    #806

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Yep, magic powder. Had to use it the first time when Red made a omplete mess in the castle, with a gigantic crocodile. I used the powder to make the crocodile shrink to the size of a soccer ball, then put it back in the lake... I'll do it tomorrow. Lots of homework today.

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    Bye everyone! :)

    So you did unky... ah fond memories.

    Children keep looking for the computer.. grr.
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    #807

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:30 AM
    Hmm everyone has run off.

    Red red are you still here?
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:33 AM

    Il be here in a bit sunny and red, I need to go find a postbox before it gets dark, but I don't know where the closest one is, so I'm going postbox hunting :)

    Cya later
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Happy box hunting bear.
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    #810

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:35 AM

    I'm here... alls quite.

    How was the gym,have you buns of steel yet.

    Heading to the cinema later,back row snogging brendan,popcorn teeth and coke breathe... delish!
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    #811

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:39 AM
    Oh so romantic. Do everything I would do!

    Buns of steel baby. You can bounce a dime off 'em.
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oh so romantic. Do everything I would do!

    Buns of steel baby. You can bounce a dime off 'em.

    I have buns of candy floss,I won't go into the details,its x rated and over 25's only.

    poor unky would fall down in a faint.
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    #813

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:47 AM
    Yes we can't warp young innocent minds.
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    #814

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:51 AM

    Do you believe in love at first sight sunny?

    I'm not talking about a mans willie,I'm talking hot choclate fudge cake...

    Oh... my.. god... orgasmic.
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    do you believe in love at first sight sunny?

    im not talking about a mans willie,im talking hot choclate fudge cake....

    oh...my..god...orgasmic.
    For crying out loud a mans willie! Yes in that case... wait hot chocolate fudge cake? Hmmm of course especially if the chocolate is all drippy over the edges.

    Oh you little tease. Is it warm and gooey to?
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:56 AM

    Its amazing.. it has this creamy stuff in the middle,how do they make these,and its like,not hard around the edges (mans willie again)...

    Hmmmm.. a mans willie.
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    its amazing..it has this creamy stuff in the middle,how do they make these,and its like,not hard around the edges (mans willie again) .......

    hmmmm..a mans willie.
    Are you sure your not just getting the two confused? They sound aweful lot alike.
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    #818

    Sep 9, 2009, 10:58 AM
    If you had a willie would you play with it? I wonder this sometimes. Seems like they all do. Makes you wonder what your missing out on.
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    Sep 9, 2009, 10:59 AM

    They really do,although I'm certain it's a cake in my mouth...

    Yes,yes.. a cake,I'm sure of it.
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    #820

    Sep 9, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    If you had a willie would you play with it? I wonder this sometimes. Seems like they all do. Makes ya wonder what your missing out on.

    I have a spare one under the stairs,I take it out when I need something fixed..

    Play with a willie,I'm not sure,id probably spend a few days in shock if I suddenly woke up to find I had grown a willie...

    Now that would be an interesting thread.

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