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    #201

    Sep 4, 2009, 09:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    You are really into proofs. Okay, keep your eyes open. ;)
    Aren't I the lucky one!
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    #202

    Sep 4, 2009, 09:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Aren't I the lucky one!
    :)
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    #203

    Sep 8, 2009, 09:19 AM

    Come hither my AMHD crew!!
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    #204

    Sep 8, 2009, 09:27 AM

    You yelled, I hithered...

    And I brought a water pistol, oh what's that... you are wearing thin white pants??

    :: evil laugh ::
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    #205

    Sep 8, 2009, 09:29 AM

    Thin white pants with no underwear!
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    #206

    Sep 8, 2009, 09:48 AM

    :: puts the water pistol away and gets out a garden hose ::

    Awwww yeah :cool:
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    #207

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:09 AM

    Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)
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    #208

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)
    Wouldn't that sting! :eek:

    Or would it make him stand to attention... hmmmmm
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    #209

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:14 AM

    I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!
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    #210

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Thin white pants with no underwear!

    Kc,I can't even mentally look at you,get some knickers on man!
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    #211

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:17 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!
    Your gals? :confused:

    Aren't they your boys? :confused:

    More coffee. I think I need more coffee.
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    #212

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:17 AM

    My boobs totally hurt today.

    -- maybe they're growing.

    Yes.

    Nah.

    It's because I'm pregnant.

    Not.

    Sarah
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    #213

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:18 AM

    Meant me, not my! I need coffee as well.
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    #214

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    My boobs totally hurt today.



    Sarah
    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!
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    #215

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!
    I thought I should share something personal:)

    Sarah
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    #216

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:20 AM

    Well you'll here no complaints from me.
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    #217

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:21 AM

    So, since this is the Love boat and I can flirt but can't touch, I think I'll tell you about what happened to me this weekend.

    We went out for dinner on Friday night to celebrate Jared's birthday. We went to a buffet that we love, go there often.

    Anyway, I'm standing in line when this young guy (22,23) gets in line behind me. We finally get to the food so we're standing side by side when we both reach for the same thing.

    He looks at me, then looks down to my chest. At that point I lost him. I probably could have speared him with my fork and he wouldn't have noticed.

    I finally cleared my throat to get his attention and said "sweetie, my eyes are higher up and let go of the tongs!"

    He turned beet red. :)

    I love 20 something's, they're fun.
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    #218

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:21 AM

    You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?
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    #219

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:22 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Well you'll here no complaints from me.
    Next time I'll come in talking about my vagine.

    Or not.

    God today is one busy day for me.

    I hate my job. Ugh

    Well I almost have enough money saved up to go back to school.

    Hurrah.

    Sarah
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    #220

    Sep 8, 2009, 10:23 AM
    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!
    Until you read this;

    It's because I'm pregnant.
    :eek:

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