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    #1061

    Aug 27, 2009, 11:57 AM

    Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.
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    #1062

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:00 PM

    Is there any way I can donate fat?
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    #1063

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Welcome back adam.
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    #1064

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

    It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

    If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

    Great, now I sound conceited. ;)
    I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.
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    #1065

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:03 PM

    Well thank you Sunny!

    I have been busy. Well actually I don't remember what I have been doing. My girlfriend met me for lunch and then she stayed at my work for awhile so now I am getting back to things!
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    #1066

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.
    Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?
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    #1067

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.
    Then I have the best boobs. ;)
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    #1068

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Is there any way I can donate fat?
    Sure, you can add it to Red's boobs and badunkadunk. :)
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    #1069

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Is there any way I can donate fat?
    No... you got to get rid of that yourself!;)
    Hi Joe...
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    #1070

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.
    My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

    I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p
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    #1071

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?
    Mini muffins 'till the hubby is done, then is ceam puffs. EWWWW stop that!
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    #1072

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:09 PM

    Hey Alty my dear, how much do you like me again?
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    #1073

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

    I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p
    Ya I have heard that one before. It's a good one.
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    redhed35 Posts: 4,221, Reputation: 1910
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    #1074

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:14 PM

    All fat welcome!
    FEED ME!

    Muffins,did someone say muffins?
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    #1075

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:16 PM

    I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(
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    #1076

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

    Cheer up cowboy.. theres always the gators!
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    #1077

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(
    Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

    I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

    17- 25 and
    60- death.

    All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)
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    #1078

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:26 PM

    I think you get from 17-death Alty.

    So how many times does it take for you to do a favor for someone before you get tired of them?
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    #1079

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

    I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

    17- 25 and
    60- death.

    All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)
    Its because they're all too busy going through their mid-life crisis to notice
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    #1080

    Aug 27, 2009, 12:31 PM

    Bloody hell alty,I'm 37 and I attract 19 year old builders and 50 plus, usually married men!

    I blame my freaky hormones,sending out the wrong signal.

    Perhaps its he young guys that fancy having an older woman but not that old,and the older men fancy something younger but not that young.

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