[redhed35]

That's just it! Brendans past romantic relationships died natural deaths,where mine involved courts,barring orders,and holy hell!
He's 36,I'm 37...

I'm embarressed by my past.

Brendans take on it is.. its none of their business,they don't have to know,he loves me and as far as he's concerned that's that.

[88sunflower]

I am sure you will be fine and they will like you. He loves you and that's all that matters. I bet he has spoken so highly of you that they feel they already do know you and like you. Don't get yourself all nervous. Besides, what if they love you and you hate them! Ha ha Have you ever thought of that?

[redhed35]

Ah sure.. it will be grand.. im just nervous..
How about you sunny?
Wheres the love with you?
How's your little boy?

[88sunflower]

The love with me? I don't know. I was even going to start a thread for my craziness in my head. I have the best husband, never would cheat, hit or abuse of any kind, he provides, he takes care of us... all the good stuff. But I never feel in love or happy. Constantly I feel like I want out, like I haven't found the one yet and he isn't it. I don't know if its because I settled so young and never gave love a chance. I always look around and think every girl out there is so lucky to have found there love and I didn't. But did I? Then I think I am crazy he is such a good man.

My boy is doing so well. He starts first grade next week. Then turns six on Sept, 22. That weekend after I have a huge party for him. Every year I throw up tents, big ones, and provide everything from pizza, wings, chips, soda and beer and of course cake. Its pricey, but its once a year. Its an all day thing for the kids then goes in to bonfires at night for whatever adults want to stay. One year we have over 50 show up. Its fun for me to do and of course he loves it he gets so many presents. Its crazy really I get out of control planning it.

[redhed35]

Yes yes sunny,you're a head case all right!
Can I come to the party?

Why don't you start the thread?
I married my ex because he ticked all the right boxes,but I was not in love with him.. I regret that,he deserved better then that.

Good guys are hard to find sunny.

Any news on chez?

[adam_89]

All right. I flew down to mexico to get me some mexican food and now I am back.

Where was I in this whole mess?

[redhed35]

Alright. I flew down to mexico to get me some mexican food and now I am back.

Where was I in this whole mess?

Hey adam,me and sunny just catching up.

Want to play walking on the dark/wild side of the castle,or are you still on stringers pay role?

[adam_89]

Right now I can do anything. Stringer said he turns his head to pleasure so If this is pleasurable then count me in.

[88sunflower]

yes yes sunny,your a head case alright!
can i come to the party?

why dont you start the thread?
i married my ex because he ticked all the right boxes,but i was not in love with him..i regret that,he deserved better then that.

good guys are hard to find sunny.

any news on chez?

I invite everyone I know in driving distance to come. Your more then welcome, fly on over!

[redhed35]

Okay! Now we're talking..
Just lie down here,that's it,close your eyes adam... and just wait a sec..
Wait.. relax...

You are now tied up,gagged and blindfolded in a wheelbarrow,about to be fed to the gators you set on me earlier...
How do you like them apples baby!
What.. whats that.. can't talk!

Gators are coming adam.. you better think quick!

[redhed35]

Hey sunny... wanna feed adam to the gators?
He's all ready to go.

[adam_89]

Ok, I just have to ask something that bugs the hell out of me.

Why do people always come here and ask if they are pregnant?

How in the hell would we know unless we were there when they take the test or go to the doctor.

It is like a true or false quiz.

You pretty much have a 50% chance of being or not being pregnant. So just tell me, how would we know if they were or not?

ARGH!!

[redhed35]

Ok, I jsut have to ask something that bugs the hell out of me.

Why do people always come here and ask if they are pregnant?

How in the hell would we know unless we were there when they take the test or go to the doctor.

It is like a true or false quiz.

You pretty much have a 50% chance of being or not being pregnant. So just tell me, how would we know if they were or not?

ARGH!!!

What a strange question considering your about to become gatorade?
But to answer your question.. you wee on the computer and the result shows up...

[adam_89]

what a strange question considering your about to become gatorade?
but to answer your question..you wee on the computer and the result shows up...

Wow, become gatorade. That is classic. Lol

I always wondered how we would know but now I guess I know.

Well, that gag fell out of my mouth thank god so I can talk, but I am still in a bind.

Thank god that grass is still slippery so that buys me a little more time. Where is stringer when I need him. Anyone? I thought Unky trained these gators? Where is my horse?

[Stringer]

Oooh let me take a look at that for you, it could be deadly if we don't relieve the pressure! :eek:

Iiiiiiiiiiii... know. :)

[adam_89]

Sir Stringer!! I need your help. I got tricked and now I am tied up in this dang ol wheel barrow with gators on their way!

[adam_89]

All right well hear goes nothing. I can hear them dang ol gators coming now. Well, I guess this is goodbye.

[88sunflower]

Gatorade!! Good one!

[adam_89]

Sunny, are you going to let this happen? I thought we were friends? You make me laugh because you are just so funny. Did I tell you that you are the most beautiful woman and every guy would just love to meet you. Me being the first in line.

[88sunflower]

Oh adam, flattery will get you every where with me... BUT your in cahoots with the sheriff so you can't be trusted at this point. I mean really your all wishy washy like a woman. First your all the good deputy, then you want to run wild with us.