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    #481

    Aug 11, 2009, 12:03 PM

    How old were you again Alty? I don't remember. I don't keep up like I use to.
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    #482

    Aug 11, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    I'm sorry...
    I've stated this in like a few posts... people always tell me I'm more mature than I am, like I'm in my 20's-30's...

    But, no, I'm only ... 17 ...
    Does this mean that my generations ISN'T doomed? :p :rolleyes:

    I'm sorry, it's okay Alt. But, I couldn't help laughing at you thinking you need to go lie down, you're not that old, you know how to use a computer! :D
    Do not joke about the computer, my computer skills, or lack thereof, are well documented on this site! ;)

    I could be your mom. Seriously. :eek:

    Now go clean your room, wash your hands and don't forget to put on clean underwear.

    There, I feel better. :D
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    How old were you again Alty? I don't remember. I don't keep up like i use to.
    Guess Adam.

    Guess low, it may be the difference between life and death. :p
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:06 PM
    Well, Helpinhere, I just turned 20 a week ago and I am not to dumb and I am kind of ahead of others my age, so I guess our generation isn't doomed, just yet anyway.

    Now for the other generations below us, then yes, doomed it is.
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:06 PM

    Ooh my bad last I remmeber you were saying you were 15... I could be wrong ;)
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:07 PM

    Alty I picture you my age or so. 25? Maybe?
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:08 PM

    Lol jennie...

    Quote Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    ugh. omg omg omg. i say again. minors on the adult sexuality board. and aparently reporting it isnt doing any good :( grrrr frustrations...this is probably my BIGGEST pet peeve on this site....
    What that aimed at me? :p


    My room is clean, My hands are clean...
    And... I'm a nudist?! No underwear for me! :D (joking)

    Anyway...
    Alt, you're 27 1/2 and everyone knows it! ;)
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Guess Adam.

    Guess low, it may be the difference between life and death. :p
    Well, from what I am thinking you are around 38 but I bet you aren't a day over 25

    Oh and you look like you are right about my age. Just perfect.
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:09 PM

    OMG why are there sexual drive medications being shown during PRIME TIME at noon?! I just had to shut the TV off quick because we were all in the living room eating lunch and all of a sudden, I hear 'increas your sexual drive! Have sex like you have never had before! Soon you will be loving the intensity of your sex experiances!'

    OMG!!
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    #490

    Aug 11, 2009, 12:12 PM

    I see you Bear!!

    Alty must be to flattered and must have passed out. Hope she joins us soon.
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    #491

    Aug 11, 2009, 12:13 PM

    XP Yep, extenze / viagra / enzyte / etc. is all the rage now!

    Yay for erectile disfunction!
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:16 PM

    Yeah it was the extenze for women
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:20 PM

    Umm... yay for clitoral-firmness disfunction?!

    Seriously, there are much safer ways to help with that problem, get off the news!
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:22 PM

    I'm here and you're all in my will.

    Adam gets the TV.

    Jennie gets my books.

    HH gets my car.

    There, done. :)

    FYI, I'm 38.
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Umm... yay for clitoral-firmness disfunction?!?

    Seriously, there are much safer ways to help with that problem, get off the news!
    What the hell did I miss? :eek:
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:32 PM

    Well, yay, I get the car! What is it? (my current car is a 1998 acura CL 2.3, just over 40,000 miles)

    You missed KP, I'm sure he'd like all your sex toys! :p (just kidding, you know he could just get them if he asked!)


    Well, Alt, jennie brought extenze, I said erectile disfunction, then she said it was for women. I had never heard of it, so I thought up a similar problem for women! :D
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm here and you're all in my will.

    Adam gets the tv.

    Jennie gets my books.

    HH gets my car.

    There, done. :)

    FYI, I'm 38.
    Yay, So how big is the T.V. Just wondering for future references.

    I got you real age right and your age that you "really" are.

    Dang it, you know what I just realized? Alty, you are still old enough to be my mom.

    Darn the luck.
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:39 PM

    Well, my mom is 52 so at least you aren't that age yet, so I still consider it fair game.
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    #499

    Aug 11, 2009, 12:41 PM

    Ooho I love books what ind of books?
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    Aug 11, 2009, 12:42 PM

    My vehicle is a 2001 Chevy Venture Van, teal, 60,000km, the brake lights don't work, either do the signal lights. There's an unidentified stain in the back that I can't get out. But, it only has 60,000 km, and it's a van! :)

    The TV is a 32inch, not a plasma, sorry. It's around 5 years old but still works really well. :)

    I am old enough to be your mom, but honey, I'm the cool mom! :)
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