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    #601

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I don't believe the knot in the Butt story......................pictures would be required :D
    Once again, I agree with the man with the beer truck... :)
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    #602

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:30 PM

    I know you're jealous, BlackVY. It's okay, I understand. Just don't end up like my hag-friend, okay?

    LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!

    This is the story:

    When I was in pre-school, I was playing on the playground, which consisted of wooden equipment. Well, it was my turn to use the slide, so I scooted my precious bottom along the wood to the metal part, when


    BAM!

    Something sharp stabbed my bootay. I slid down the slide, disgruntled, waddled to my teacher, and said, "Something's in my butt, Teach-Teach." (WASN'T I CUTE? )

    So they took a look at it, freaked out, called my mom and the ER, and I was in the hospital. They laid me on my stomach on this table with some coloring books, cut my butt open, and pulled out a splinter the size of a shot glass.

    So I have always had a knot upon my precious cheek. It's fading, but it still makes for a good story. :D
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    #603

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post

    LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!


    That's why I came prepared ;)






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    #604

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:38 PM

    If I had a tan butt... or tan anything, for the matter, with my auburn hair, I'd look like an oompa loompa!
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    #605

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:50 PM

    Well, Kiddies...


    The Baby needs her sleep, or she will be very grumpy at the Eye-Poker Doctor tomorrow. >.>

    Goodnight, fair citizens of AMHD!

    Guten Nacht, meine deutsche Freunde!
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    #606

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:53 PM

    Night Torri :)
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    #607

    Jul 28, 2009, 12:01 AM

    Night lady.
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    #608

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:52 AM

    Hey to anyone out there.
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    #609

    Jul 28, 2009, 08:48 PM

    I'm here :)

    Sarah
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    #610

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:35 PM

    I'm here too but most don't talk to me :P so I'm not sure if that counts ;) hehe. (im kidding don't start yelling at me)
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    #611

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:40 PM

    ... you do give out weird vibes.

    Sarah
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    #612

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:43 PM

    Hi all.

    I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

    I see Torrid peeking. :)
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    #613

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hi all.

    I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

    I see Torrid peeking. :)
    Hola Alty :)

    Hmm it's been a few days.

    Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

    .. you have to guess.

    Sarah
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    #614

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Hola Alty :)

    Hmm it's been a few days.

    Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

    ..you have to guess.

    Sarah
    But, there are so many possibilities.

    Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

    You egged someone's house.

    You had a one night stand?

    You played ding dong ditch?

    Am I close? :confused:
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    #615

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:47 PM

    I'll stop in for a few minutes before heading off to some much needed sleep...

    Got my eyes checked... still -8/400, so at least the sucky vision isn't getting worse.

    Filled in a prescription. Yay for meds!

    I was asked on a date today from a guy who goes to my college. He had seen my profile on the university's social network, and sent me a message saying he thought I sounded so interesting, blah blah and gave me his number asked me to "PLEASE" text him at least when I got the chance.

    So I did, because I don't really know anyone there yet since I just tranferred.

    Things were going well, until he informed me that chick flicks are his absolute favorite kind of movies to watch, and then proceeded to argue with me about pretty much the only chick flick I like (Bridget Jones' Diary, he said it was bad).

    When he asked me on the date, I was much too turned off by him liking chick flicks & inspirational movies, among other things. I politely said no.

    But all's well ends well... since I'm not going on a date with him, he has designated me his "GOOD BUDDY" and wants to hang out ASAP.

    They all find me...
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    #616

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But, there are so many possibilities.

    Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

    You egged someone's house.

    You had a one night stand?

    You played ding dong ditch?

    Am I close? :confused:
    Here's a clue:



    Sarah
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    #617

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

    ..you have to guess.

    Sarah
    You ate and went swimming without waiting an hour!

    You ran with scissors?

    You tore the "Do not Remove" tag off a pillow?

    I give up. :(
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    #618

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:50 PM

    She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

    EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.
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    #619

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Here's a clue:



    Sarah
    OMG! You killed a clown! :eek:
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    #620

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Here's a clue:



    Sarah
    You had an orgy with Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese and the Fry Guys (to fulfil your midget fantasy)?

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