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    #481

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    By the looks of things it's really cold! :eek: :p
    No. no Alty, that's his finger... see that big tree trunk... yep, that's it :D
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    #482

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:04 PM

    Props. Who won?
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    #483

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:06 PM

    I did. She tried to cheat by saying that burping twice was better than my long Frosted Flake-induced one.

    That'll teach her.
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    #484

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:07 PM

    ... so sexy. I must have you now.
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    #485

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    No. no Alty, that's his finger.... see that big tree trunk.... yep, that's it :D
    He wishes! ;)
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    #486

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I did. She tried to cheat by saying that burping twice was better than my long Frosted Flake-induced one.

    That'll teach her.
    Frosted Flakes? I haven't had those in forever.

    Hungry. Tummy growling. So farking hungry. :(
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    #487

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:09 PM

    What can I say?

    You flirt through life, and I burp through it.

    Now you know what brings all the boys to my yard. ;)
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    #488

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    No. no Alty, that's his finger.... see that big tree trunk.... yep, that's it :D
    How YOU doing ;)
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    #489

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Frosted Flakes? I haven't had those in forever.

    Hungry. Tummy growling. So farking hungry. :(
    My life wouldn't be complete without Frosted Flakes. Oh, and Marshmallow Mateys. >:3
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    #490

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:12 PM

    I... can't live without yogurt. Yogurt and rice pudding.

    OOH, and ice cream. But... yeah... I can't have too much of it... getting ready for the beaches... and the b...
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    #491

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I...can't live without yogurt. yogurt and rice pudding.

    OOH, and ice cream. but...yeah...I can't have too much of it...getting ready for the beaches...and the b...
    You and your girlish figure.

    You know that you milk shake brings 95% of the boys to the yard and around 45% of the girls. :)
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    #492

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:16 PM

    I could eat Craisins all day. No UT infections for me!


    "And they're like, 'IT'S BETTAH THAN YOURS!'"
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    #493

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:19 PM

    I could teach you but I'd have to charge ;)
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    #494

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:19 PM

    UTIs... always a great conversational starter at a bar... =D
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    #495

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    UTIs...always a great conversational starter at a bar...=D
    Hey, it's still classed as talking about genitals :p
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    #496

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:20 PM

    How many conversations have you started with that Sneezy?

    I am intrigued
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    #497

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:21 PM

    I believe the girl I was talking to a few days ago lit up when I brought up a joke about herpes.

    Guy friend: I thought you were still dating that girl?
    Me: No, I broke it off after she gave me herpes for the third time.

    Girl over there: *starts laughing*

    Me: *eyes light up* *fixes clothing* *struts*
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    #498

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:23 PM

    Nice one Sneezy poof
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    #499

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:23 PM

    Oh, I should try the UTI line. I've been start all my conversations with


    "So, have you ever had Crabs?"

    I can't believe I didn't think of UTIs!
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    #500

    Jul 27, 2009, 12:24 PM

    Then you'll get the idiot in the corner, "I love crabs! Can I get you some cold sores?"
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