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    #441

    Jul 27, 2009, 10:37 AM

    ... so how about them bunnies?
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    #442

    Jul 27, 2009, 10:37 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Massage oil + Whiskey = bad bad things
    Bad things can be really good Adam. :)
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    #443

    Jul 27, 2009, 10:38 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Massage oil + Whiskey = bad bad things
    Read my siggy... :cool:
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    #444

    Jul 27, 2009, 10:39 AM

    Ok, Ok Ok

    Bad bad things = Really good things
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    #445

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Missing girl attention today...

    Haven't flirted with shaz in eons. Chez isn't leading me on. Alty knows I've got a special pager for her.

    Poo.

    Ah well... probably just grumpy about wearing pants.

    Blah blah blah.
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    #446

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:10 AM

    Hello all!

    I'm still sore as all get out, but it hurts so good!

    I got a nice little PM from an abused girl today saying she really loved my advice and will leave her boyfriend.

    I almost feel like Gandhi. Well, except I don't drink my pee. (It's sterile and I like the taste!)

    Or maybe just Mother Teresa.

    How's everyone doing this fine afternoon?
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    #447

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:12 AM

    ... it's sterile and you like the taste?

    ... ::smiles and nods::

    ... ::walks away slowly::...
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    #448

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:14 AM

    Thanks for the support guys :)

    Yeah he said it just feels like a really bad case of the flu. Headaches, aching joints, coughing, sneezing, hot/cold/hot/cold.

    He passed out in the chair a few hours ago so I sent him to bed.

    Did the washing up and had to clean his mug... poured disinfectant on it and then did the same to my hands :o

    I know I am bound to catch it living with him but gosh darn I will try my hardest not to!!

    Anyhoo, no we haven't had a good flirt session lately kp. You should check out the sexxxy thread, Alty and I had an interesting dicussion the other day that's worth a read :D
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    #449

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post

    I got a nice little PM from an abused girl today saying she really loved my advice and will leave her boyfriend.
    That's awesome, makes you feel all warm and fuzzy huh?

    I have never actually gotten a thank you PM :(
    I have had a few people PM me with questions though haha
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    #450

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...it's sterile and you like the taste?

    ...::smiles and nods::

    ...::walks away slowly::...
    I'm sure you've seen Dodgeball the movie, right?

    "Is getting hit with these wrenches necessary?!"

    "NECESSARY?! Is it NECESSARY for me to drink my own urine?! NO, but it's sterile and I like the taste!"


    XD


    Makes me want to watch Anchorman...
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    Jul 27, 2009, 11:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    That's awesome, makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy huh?

    I have never actually gotten a thankyou PM :(
    I have had a few people PM me with questions though haha
    She told me I made her laugh for the first time in a long time. I'm not sure how, but I'll roll with it.

    She's a young girl... 15 or something. That's much too young to experience an abusive romantic relationship... AT ANY AGE it's not acceptable, but you know what I mean.


    *I'LL* send you a thank you PM next question of mine you answer! :)
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    Jul 27, 2009, 11:23 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I'm sure you've seen Dodgeball the movie, right?

    "Is getting hit with these wrenches necessary?!"

    "NECESSARY?! Is it NECESSARY for me to drink my own urine?! NO, but it's sterile and I like the taste!"


    xD


    Makes me want to watch Anchorman...
    So embarrassed. I just saw that last week on TV. Crud. I should have remembered. So sad. :(
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    Jul 27, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    She told me I made her laugh for the first time in a long time. I'm not sure how, but I'll roll with it.

    She's a young girl....15 or something. That's much too young to experience an abusive romantic relationship....AT ANY AGE it's not acceptable, but you know what I mean.


    *I'LL* send you a thank you PM next question of mine you answer! :)
    Poor kid :( No-one deserves that.

    Haha and thank you :D
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    Jul 27, 2009, 11:27 AM

    So... I'm at sbucks... nice cool ac on a blisteringly hot day...

    ... writing up a lease contract.. . I need a lawyer that'll do this for free.

    ... actually, I should have gone to law school. I'm definitely better at this lease thing than I am with cutting people open. At least I know I can defend myself pretty well in court...
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    #455

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    so embarrassed. I just saw that last week on tv. crud. I shoulda remembered. so sad. :(
    It's okay. We'll just say you forgot because you're on your way to med school and don't have time for remembering such immature viewing! XD:rolleyes:
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    #456

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:29 AM

    Gah, I haven't been to Starbucks in forever... Caramel Frappachino, please.
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    Jul 27, 2009, 11:31 AM

    HAH! I go to my sbucks almost every other day. My lovely barista has given me a free drink almost every time for the past 5 years... I like her. Sad thing is... I just found out her name not too long ago... oops.
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    #458

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:33 AM

    I go to SBucks everyday when school starts. It's just so good. Om nom. My baristas were twin guys at the one I used to go to. They told me their names, but I was too wrapped up in my addiction to notice. Haha.
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    #459

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:34 AM

    I need the rest of the day off. That is what I need.
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    #460

    Jul 27, 2009, 11:37 AM

    I need a full-body massage and some Starbucks!
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