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    #201

    Jul 25, 2009, 08:04 PM

    Aloha. Any one here?. hmm..

    I'm feeling like a very hungry animal. I don't know why. I ate well. I just feel like driving up to McDonald's ordering a Big Mac, McFlurry [smarties], large coke, large fries, apple pies.. yes apple pies with an "s"... Then to taco bell and ordering 5 hard tacos, those cinnamon thingies, fries supreme, nacho and cheese platter thing. Then go to Wendy's and have that baconator. Then off to 7-11 and grab a big frozen drink thingy-- Slurpee!

    Mmm

    I feel the HUNGER.

    goes to fridge. grabs homemade fruit shake. not content.


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    #202

    Jul 25, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Hey muddy mud mud, what's the happy haps,. apart from you being really hungry :D
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    #203

    Jul 25, 2009, 08:10 PM

    Ever go up to the drive through and ask for a McTesticle Sandwich. It is funny. You should try it some time.

    Or go up and ask for a Whopper.

    Just filled up on doritos and Coke.

    How are you LSS?
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    #204

    Jul 25, 2009, 08:15 PM

    I'm good BBJ :)

    For a second there I thought you asked me if I was on LSD haha!

    Hi to you too Bear!

    Jeeze don't listen to other vegetarians or vegans out there-- they are lying out of there you-know-where when they tell you they do not crave meat or "regular food". Lies. It's been years and years and once in a while I feel like a savage beast.

    BBJ next time I go to McDonalds-- uhh.. whenever that is I will order the McTesticle Sandwich- perhaps even record it and post it on here ;)


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    #205

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:01 PM

    Our state fair is having a "duck bingo" of sorts. Just like cow patty bingo, but on a smaller scale. The first poop deposit on a marked and bet square wins the prize.

    Cow patty bingo is played on a much larger scale.
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    #206

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:11 PM

    K.I.S.S.

    I love that. Duck bingo!! :D hehe!

    Where do you live!

    Oops not an internet stalker...

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    #207

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:24 PM

    Duck drop

    http://www.delawarestatefair.com/media/09_Duck_Drop.pdf

    We also build machines to shoot pumpkins

    World Championship PunkinChunkin
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    #208

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:28 PM

    Things I did at Myrtle Beach today:

    1.)Got wolf whistled at.

    2.)Frolicked in the water!

    3.)Totally spun out some people at go-karts... a little SHAKE AND BAKE

    4.)Got asked by an employee who looks like Jack Black to take off my bathing suit top (which in a work out tank thing)

    5.)Was the most modestly-clad person there
    6.)No sunburn thanks to SPF 85.

    HUZZAH! All in all, a pretty fantabulous day... although I'm freaking exhausted. My word, looking hot in hot weather has never been so tiring...
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    #209

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:30 PM

    Flapping fuggle sticks!!

    I've been there --- to punkin chunkin!!

    EDIT:: nvm wasn't at THAT location...


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    #210

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:37 PM

    Now that I'm thinking...


    Delaware's Pumpkin Chunkin was the one on the discovery channel-- I remember seeing that- you guys have the whole BIG competitions!! I want to go there!! I went to a small one in Georgia-- wasn't that big of a competition but this one seems AWESOME.

    I want to go to Delaware :)


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    #211

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:39 PM

    I've also wanted to see Midget Tossing.

    Oh wait.
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    #212

    Jul 25, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I've also wanted to see Midget Tossing.

    Oh wait.
    It's funny that you say that. The city I live in, it's against the law and you can get fined up to $5000 and go to jail- it's called "Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003".

    All because they were tossing a Dwarf in a strip club...

    My town is great!

    Haha



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    #213

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:01 PM

    Ha Ha.

    Well Goodnight... I am going to toss myself into bed...
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    #214

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    It's funny that you say that. The city I live in, it's against the law and you can get fined up to $5000 and go to jail- it's called "Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003".

    All because they were tossing a Dwarf in a strip club....

    My town is great!

    Haha



    Sarah
    The people in your city obviously don't recognize a good time when they see it. I'm sure they'd like it, if they just gave it a try...

    And really, the expressions on those little guys' faces bring sweet tears of joy to my eyes... oh crap I'm getting all weepy.
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    #215

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:04 PM

    Night Jesushelper!


    P.S. Torrid it's illegal in the USA ;)


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    #216

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:06 PM

    I know; that's why me and my pals do it at night, and in TALL grass! Not much to do here but toss midgets 'round. XD


    I hope you have as much fun tossing yourself into bed as I do chunkin' little people, JesusHelper!


    I do believe someone is going to shoot me in the face someday...
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    #217

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I do believe someone is going to shoot me in the face someday...
    You better be talking about semen...

    Haha

    Ew.

    ::just slips right out of here... ::

    -ew that could be said gross too



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    #218

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:21 PM

    Yipes! Dwarf tossing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    #219

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:21 PM

    So far I've avoided all salty semen missles in my eyes... and I haven't even worn goggles!

    *pats self on back*
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    #220

    Jul 25, 2009, 10:24 PM

    Stupid Sex Laws

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