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Pets Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:13 PM
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No pie, no pie! I want Ritter sport praline chocolate.
Am I or am I not the Queen?
Chocolate, or off with their heads.
I get mean without sugar. :o
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:15 PM
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 Originally Posted by 88sunflower
OK girls. red listen up.
Sal still has a tassle left swinging. (hee hee) Well will save him from this nonsense of hanging on a wall and return him to Alty. We party until Stringer is not watching and we make the plan.
Our plans have a knack of getting us into trouble/banned/did I say trouble?
What we need is a sidekick,someone with charm,brains,5 months pregnat/preggers/pregnant/with child,who can make pie,
Know anyone that fits that description?
Also a cute bear may come in handy. Hmmm,where to find a cute bear?
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:16 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
Salvador is the whip I had a long time ago. I had to be awol for a while and I asked Stringer, my trusted friend, to take over. I handed him the whip with the promise to give it back when I returned.
Well, low and behold, the next day I came back, asked Stringer for my whip and he refused to return my property. He renamed my poor Salvador, had him attached to his wrist and I've been trying to get him back ever since.
Now poor Sal has been renamed Susie, he/she hangs on Stringers wall crying for his original owner.
So I'm whipless. I've tried to find a replacement, but to no avail. I need Sal, he needs me, but sadly he's trapped in Stringers house, hanging from the wall, unloved, uncared for, yearning for me.
It's a tragedy.
Why do you make up all these 'stories' girl? It's almost like a political 'spin'....
1. I never promised to give her back.
2. Your attempts have been feeble in getting her return, not that she even wants to leave me.
3. She has a very special, honored place in my office here at home, on the wall, with candles burning around her.
4. She always has a smile on her face, I see to that.
5. Correct, you are 'whipless' and you shall remain whipless. Susy only needs the special attention that I provide for her.
6. She expresses daily to me how she is grateful that she is free and how much she is everlastingly in my debt for freeing her from her sad past...
"Honestly, I have never been happier than I am at this moment, Stringer is so kind and gentle with me and he makes me soooo happy." -Susy
(Message obtained without any duress.)
7. It is not a tragedy, it is the saving of a lost soul.
(NO brainwashing was made in the content of any of the comments listed herein... )
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Ultra Member
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:18 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
No pie, no pie! I want Ritter sport praline chocolate.
Am I or am I not the Queen?!
Chocolate, or off with their heads.
I get mean without sugar. :o
Here,you can borrow my little orange man to feed you ritter sport praline chocolate (what happened to a plain old snickers),just don't touch the hair!
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:18 PM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
our plans have a knack of getting us into trouble/banned/did i say trouble?
what we need is a sidekick,someone with charm,brains,5 months pregnat/preggers/pregnant/with child,who can make pie,
know anyone that fits that description?
also a cute bear may come in handy. hmmm,where to find a cute bear?
Well I have charm brains and can make pie, but sadly for you I'm not 5 months pregnant, oh well :)
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:18 PM
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 Originally Posted by 88sunflower
YOU just do not understand my dear, Susy IS all woman. :D:D
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:20 PM
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 Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Sarah, S...U...S....Y as you put it.
Maybe you should have two whips. I mean if I am getting the whip put to me I prefer Salavador. Can't you get it from Alty for the time being?
I be the whip(or)... :)
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:20 PM
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 Originally Posted by Chey5782
That's not true! Alty I offered you a new and very well broken in whip! She just wants HER whip back from Stringer. Bad Stringer! *wags finger*
I sense a mob mentality... Deputies!!
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Ultra Member
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:22 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
I sense a mob mentality...Deputies !!!!!!!
Per the norm it is the females ganging up on the males... :cool:
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:22 PM
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Stringer, darling. *bats eyes and smiles* Has anyone ever asked you what you would want in return for Souxie? If not, may I inquire as to the demands you would like met before considering this as a possibility? Also, I make WONDERFUL pie and give amazing back rubs. Should that help you in this consideration process. *giggles*
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:22 PM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
thats your story and your sticking to it! hmm yes hmmm.
wanna a chicken wing?
Starving... yes, thank you... but I am keeping Susy. :D
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Ultra Member
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:22 PM
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 Originally Posted by albear
well i have charm brains and can make pie, but sadly for you im not 5 months pregnant, oh well :)
Bear,your perfect for the job..
It requires skill and cunning.. stringer can spin a story,it may be dangerous,and we may end up getting locked up...
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:24 PM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
bear,your perfect for the job..
it requires skill and cunning..stringer can spin a story,it may be dangerous,and we may end up getting locked up...
Well I can't fault you there :D
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:25 PM
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 Originally Posted by 88sunflower
So what your saying again Alty, is Stringer made Salvador in to a drag queen? Not fitting for a castle I say.
No, no, nooooooo... Susy was always ALL WOMAN... Alty dressed her up in pants and a muscle... I had to save her, she cried every night for the first week... and continually thank ed me over and over for saving her. :rolleyes:
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:26 PM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
oh jayus,hide the pie on alty!
sunny,bear and chay...aka PARTY!!
Aaah hum...
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Business Expert
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:28 PM
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 Originally Posted by 88sunflower
OK girls. red listen up.
Sal still has a tassle left swinging. (hee hee) Well will save him from this nonsense of hanging on a wall and return him to Alty. We party until Stringer is not watching and we make the plan.
The Sheriff is all seeing and all hearing... :eek:
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Ultra Member
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:28 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
No, no, nooooooo...Susy was always ALL WOMAN...Alty dressed her up in pants and a muscle ...I had to save her, she cried every night fo the first week...and continually thank ed me over and over for saving her. :rolleyes:
Yeah right!
Stringer listen to me... susy is a MAN!
I really don't know how else to say that.
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:29 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
The Sheriff is all seeing and all hearing.....:eek:
And all reading :D
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:31 PM
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 Originally Posted by albear
and all reading :D
It did cross my mind bear... the trick is to outsmart him...
That's right stringer... I said outsmart..
I'm not afraid.. not really.
Maybe a little.
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Ultra Member
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Jul 20, 2009, 01:34 PM
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 Originally Posted by redhed35
it did cross my mind bear...the trick is to outsmart him...
thats right stringer...i said outsmart..
im not afraid..not really.
maybe a little.
A feat that is not easily accomplished, many have tried and many have ended up in the dungeons :D
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