[nitelight198073]

Next time point out who he MARRIED

I will do that I am not usually like this but when this girl just blantanly lets it known how she has a crush on my hubby... I guess my claws pop out lol

[Catsmine]

Niiice kitty, Gooood kitty, play nice, kitty

[nitelight198073]

Meow... ppppuuuurrrrr :wags tail: lol

[Catsmine]

wags tail:

DANGER Will Robinson

Wagging tails are bad in kitty's

[nitelight198073]

I always play nice :giggle:

[Catsmine]

Sometimes rough is fun

Wait -- wrong thread:o

[nitelight198073]

Yeah no trouble

[Alty]

yeah we have done that she called the house all pissed and stuff i was like yeah you were blocked and jeff wanted you blocked too...she said she has been friends with jeff for longer thac we have been together well i was like so i F him every night

Okay, this is just me, but here's what I'd do.

Warning, my plans usually don't end well so proceed with caution.

Is she dating someone? Married? If so, this is going to be easy and fun. Write her boyfriend/husband/dog an email. Tell him that you would like his girlfriend/wife/owner to stop trying to hook up with your husband. Tell him that your husband does not swing, he's not in an open relationship. Tell him that you don't care if they sleep with other people, but that's not happening in your house. Tell him that you are also not interested in her and that she needs to stop calling and leaving messages on myspace. The answer is no, no, no.

The minute you get off the phone with him the fit will hit the shan! :)

Now. If she's not seeing anyone then the plan is harder because your husband is going to have to be the one to stop it. Okay, bluntly put, he needs to grow a pair.

Block her from Myspace, Facebook, the phone, your yard, everything.

He's going to have to tell her that he's not at all interested, that he married you because he loves you, only you, no one else.

I don't care if she knew him since they were in utero, she's nothing, you're his wife.

She needs to back the f off. Okay, sorry, reliving a moment.

Anyway. If she calls and whines, tell her to suck it up and go find another guy to play with, that you're husband isn't allowed to play with her anymore. She needs to find a new playground.

Best I can do.

Proceed. With caution. Really! Actually, don't do it. Na, bad idea. Walk away.

Good luck. :)

[nitelight198073]

LMAO Alty you are hilarious and I love you... you are even more mean than I am lol

[Alty]

LMAO Alty you are hilarious and i love you.... you are even more mean than i am lol

You don't know the half of it. :eek:

I'm a really nice person, until I can't be. No one messes with my family or my friends. It's just not going to happen.

It's pretty bad. My husband has a bailout fund for me, just in case. ;)

[nitelight198073]

He he he snort OMG you just made me snort:o

[Alty]

he he he snort OMG you just made me snort:o

Going to jail is not funny! :eek:

The look on your husbands face when he bails you out, priceless. :p

[nitelight198073]

Going to jail is not funny! :eek:

The look on your husbands face when he bails you out, priceless. :p

no about him having a bailout fund and my husband has bailed me out of jail before.. offensive touching yeah had anger management and all that happy horse@&^%

[Catsmine]

Down South we don't have those problems. We have backhoes and shotguns.

[nitelight198073]

I wish I lived in the south

[Alty]

Down South we don't have those problems. We have backhoes and shotguns.

I might be needing those when my daughter starts dating. ;)

[Catsmine]

They don't have backhoes in Seaford, Nitey?

[nitelight198073]

Yeah but they all know me round here I would never get away with a crime lol

[Alty]

no about him having a bailout fund and my husband has bailed me out of jail before.. offensive touching yeah had anger management and all that happy horse@&^%

I got into a fight with a guy that raped my friend.

He ended up in the same bar as us. He came up to her and grabbed her , asked her if she was ready for round two. She went white.

He then turned to me and said "or maybe I'll break in a new one".

I kneed him in the groin, punched him in the mouth, knocked out one of his teeth and then spit in his face.

The bouncers came, tore us apart, called the police.

When the police came I explained why I had done it. Both cops, men, took me aside and said "we have to take you in because this is assault, but personally, if it was up to us, we'd give you a medal. This guy is in our system, he's a known rapist, spent 2 years in jail for rape, but this time he's being smart, no evidence".

They took me to the station, threw me in the slammer. I was 18 at the time, didn't know hubby, didn't want to call mom and dad, called an ex. He wasn't home, phone call wasted.

The cops all pitched in and paid for my bail, drove me home, told me that next time I should make sure he didn't get back up. No charges were ever filed. Something tells me the cops talked to the guy and made it clear that filing charges wasn't a good idea.

Ya, I was a bit bad when I was young. ;)

[Catsmine]

One of my customers left a note for me to go in and spray his house when he wasn't there that read "Hired Assassins Welcome." We're not that hard to find.