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    #1121

    May 15, 2009, 12:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.
    Discovery is half the fun.

    Is cleanup the other half?

    Just icked myself out. Sweet.
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    #1122

    May 15, 2009, 12:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    discovery is half the fun.

    is cleanup the other half?

    just icked myself out. sweet.
    Just icked me out. Not so sweet. ;)
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    #1123

    May 15, 2009, 12:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I hate giving directions.

    Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?
    He can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

    1) get it up
    2) whisper stuff

    You said that's what you wanted.
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    #1124

    May 15, 2009, 12:23 PM

    Forget it... I will work wonders with my tongue... just kick back and relax.
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    #1125

    May 15, 2009, 12:25 PM

    I am now going to write a detailed list entitled "What women really want".

    This will take a few days, so be patient. Also, I'll have to start a new thread as it won't fit on this one. Heck, I'll just print out copies, you boys can purchase them at your nearest book store.

    As for the tongue action KC, let's see what you've got. ;)
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    #1126

    May 15, 2009, 12:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    he can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

    1) get it up
    2) whisper stuff

    you said thats what you wanted.
    From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.
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    #1127

    May 15, 2009, 12:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I hate giving directions.

    Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?
    Wheres the fingerpaint?
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    #1128

    May 15, 2009, 12:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.
    Damninit.

    I knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.
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    #1129

    May 15, 2009, 12:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    wheres the fingerpaint?
    :: Alty gives KP some chocolate syrup::

    Use this, it works better. :)
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    #1130

    May 15, 2009, 12:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    damninit.

    i knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.
    Should have played dumb. Too late now. :D
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    #1131

    May 15, 2009, 12:29 PM
    I'm going to write out a detailed list of what men want. It will take me approximately 43 seconds.

    Sex. Food. Sleep. Sex. Sports. *edited in* sex. Cohol. Cool toys. Sex.

    Kc... what did I miss?
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    May 15, 2009, 12:29 PM

    You need to add one more "sex" to the list... :cool:
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    #1133

    May 15, 2009, 12:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:
    If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!
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    #1134

    May 15, 2009, 12:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:
    Check that. Thanks for the backup.
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    #1135

    May 15, 2009, 12:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!
    Sorry darlin. Nada.

    BUT I am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.
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    #1136

    May 15, 2009, 12:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    sex. food. sleep. sex. sports. *edited in* sex. cohol. cool toys. sex.
    Honestly, you could just condense this as
    1) food
    2) sleep
    3) sex in between sports shows while drinking and using toys

    Three things really isn't too much to ask.
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    #1137

    May 15, 2009, 12:35 PM
    Its not even a plethora
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    #1138

    May 15, 2009, 12:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    sorry darlin. nada.

    BUT i am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.
    Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

    Say it isn't so. :(
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    #1139

    May 15, 2009, 12:36 PM
    I think kc took alty into the other room while I was babbling.
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    #1140

    May 15, 2009, 12:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i think kc took alty into the other room while i was babbling.
    Nope, I'm still here.

    I think KC is in the corner watching.

    We tend to do that to people when we get together, don't we KP?

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