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    #1101

    May 15, 2009, 11:54 AM

    Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...
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    #1102

    May 15, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty!! :D
    Twenty something, it's not difficult. ;)
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    #1103

    May 15, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...
    About that, my eye is burning. :(
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    #1104

    May 15, 2009, 11:58 AM

    Hope you don't wear contacts...

    That is how I got my eye infection... which is not fun.

    Do you need a dartboard kc, do some practice?? I mean you can shoot that far, can't you?
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    #1105

    May 15, 2009, 11:59 AM

    A dartboard? Perhaps you can draw something on your chest and I will go from there... :cool:
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    #1106

    May 15, 2009, 12:00 PM

    Wow I have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive
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    #1107

    May 15, 2009, 12:00 PM

    You bet!!

    Of course there are so many spots to aim at... :D
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    #1108

    May 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Justy I think you were just offered a pearl necklace
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    #1109

    May 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    wow i have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive
    I couldn't even describe thick and chunky to you, it has new meaning to me. :D
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    #1110

    May 15, 2009, 12:05 PM

    No contacts, I had lasic eye surgery done last year. But you, ouch!

    KC, no worries, practice makes perfect. We'll just keep practicing.

    You ready to go again?
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    #1111

    May 15, 2009, 12:07 PM

    Yes... I am good to go... open wide.
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    #1112

    May 15, 2009, 12:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Yes...I am good to go...open wide.
    LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!
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    #1113

    May 15, 2009, 12:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

    :: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

    :cool:
    Careful with that zipper. Them little teeth can leave tire tracks.
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    #1114

    May 15, 2009, 12:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!
    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::
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    #1115

    May 15, 2009, 12:17 PM
    I almost typed

    Oops, wrong thread

    The threadjacking has become so common and familiar that I'm just assuming I'm in trouble
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    #1116

    May 15, 2009, 12:18 PM

    KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.
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    #1117

    May 15, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::
    Kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

    I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

    We'll have him trained right in no time.
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    #1118

    May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::
    Nope.

    I'm not going to be your Cyrano...

    I'm sure you can figure out what alty likes...

    She just wants what she wants when she wants it.

    Simple key to happiness.
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    #1119

    May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

    I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

    We'll have him trained right in no time.
    I hate giving directions.

    Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?
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    #1120

    May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    nope.

    im not going to be your Cyrano...

    im sure you can figure out what alty likes...

    she just wants what she wants when she wants it.

    simple key to happiness.
    But KP, I want you! :cool:

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