[Alty]

I am ticklish! Eek!

[BlackVY]

Haha... apparently some people find tickling to be a turn on... and it's a fetish for some people...

[liz28]

Haha... thanks for the advice... I know this forum would come in handy... Now I just need to find someone I can practice on... lol ;)

Just make sure there is no blood. Hehe Oh, I am still waiting for that key.

[BlackVY]

Just make sure there is no blood. hehe Oh, I am still waiting for that key.

Haha... no worries... well the blood thing is not a worry anymore... she is gone... but oh well, used to it by now... all good...

(key is under the welcome mat)... but shhh... don't tell anyone... lol

[liz28]

I won't tell no one but I think you just did. Hehe

[BlackVY]

I won't tell no one but I think you just did. hehe

Dammit... OK then... just don't repeat it... lol... or I may have to change the locks and not tell anyone where I put the new key... lol ;)

[Alty]

Blood?

Did I miss something?

Explain!

[kp2171]

Mkay.

Ill explain.

First, get neked.

[BlackVY]

Blood?

Did I miss something?

Explain!

Haha... it was something in the "Worst sexual experience" thread...

Basically my fiancé, well now ex-fiance, when she has her time of the month, it tends to be very heavy, where the whole bed is covered with blood the next morning, so it looks like someone was murdered there... lol... but I don't need to worry about it anymore... :)

[Alty]

Where did my KP go? Sex talk just isn't the same without him. He makes me all mushy inside and out.

KP dear, I'll let you play with my feet if you come back. Heck, you can play with anything your little heart desires. Purrr.

Sigh. I'm KPless, it's sad. :(

[kp2171]

I'm here darlin.

[Alty]

mkay.

ill explain.

first, get neked.

You posted at the same time I did. I was just saying how much I missed you.

Getting naked, getting naked, can you help me with the zipper in the back of my skirt please? Oh, and can you unhook my bra too? Take your time. :D

[Alty]

Haha... it was something in the "Worst sexual experience" thread...

Basically my fiance, well now ex-fiance, when she has her time of the month, it tends to be very heavy, where the whole bed is covered with blood the next morning, so it looks like someone was murdered there... lol... but I don't need to worry about it anymore... :)

Yikes! That's not good. :eek:

[Alty]

im here darlin.

Well come closer dear, I can't reach you. Ooh, now I can! :)

[kp2171]

it looks like someone was murdered there...

=)

you know, that's so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

[Alty]

=)

you know, thats so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

Well the experts say that 5 out of 4 people have problems with math, especially fractions. :p

[BlackVY]

=)

you know, thats so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

Haha.. thanks... but I don't have to worry about it anymore... she's out of the picture, so I don't have to deal with a crime scene in the morning anymore. Lol! Clean sheets for me... lol :)

Well u are already the Sex expert, how much more do u want? Lol ;)

By the way, maybe I should leave so u and Alty can be alone... dim the lights, turn on some Barry White and see what happens... lol ;)

[kp2171]

Nah.

Don't leave.

Lord knows someone has to run the camcorder.

[Alty]

nah.

dont leave.

lord knows someone has to run the camcorder.

Ain't that the truth. :D

Stay, enjoy, don't drop the camcorder, it's expensive. :)

[BlackVY]

Haha... OK then... and being in IT, I might be somewhat able to actually record something without messing up...

So let me when when you are ready to start rolling... ;)