[kp2171]

Avi change in honor of alty

[Alty]

My condom days are over, hubby's snipped, this baby factory is closed.

I have to say, there were a few times (actually more then a few) that I threw caution to the winds and didn't demand condom use.

Heck, I was a teen, thought I was invincible, nothing bad could happen to me. Had a scare once, turned out to be a false alarm. Sadly even that didn't really set me straight.

Yes, I've been tested, yes, I'm clean. Why am I telling you all this?

:: Alty goes back to the corner because she's a bad girl:: :(

[Alty]

avi change in honor of alty

It's Whip girl! I love whip girl. Sigh. Those were the days! ;)

Thanks KP dear. :)

Rome, I have control issues, need to be the one in charge, but I've never had any complaints. ;)

[Alty]

Did I scare the boys away?

Come back boys, I promise I won't whip you, unless you want me to. ;)

[Romefalls19]

Didn't scare me away, I'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. Biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)

[Alty]

Didn't scare me away, i'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)

His loss is your gain Rome, remember that! ;)

When you're done with her car can you fix mine? I have no brake lights, signal lights and today the rubber thingamajiggy on the door doohicky came off! Yup, I'm a girl! :D

[Romefalls19]

It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order

[Alty]

It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order

Really, can you fix my car? :o

Maybe I should just get a horse and buggy, become Amish. NA!

[Romefalls19]

Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you

[Alty]

Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you

How am I supposed to get to Jersey with no brake lights, no signal lights and a broken door? :confused:

I'm checking craigslist now for a horse and buggy! ;)

I need a new car!

[Alty]

I found a car that's perfect for me!

[Romefalls19]

Sweet ride!

[Alty]

Sweet ride!

It is, isn't it?

I wonder what the kids would think going to school in that! :D

I should go for a while, stuff to do.

I'll be back later all.

Rome, take care. KP, miss you babe, where did you go? KC, happy viewing, girls, watch after the guys for me, but no touchy! :D

[Romefalls19]

Ahh! Go take a look at the advice to the thread "How to accept a baby that my boyfriend fathered while we were broke up"

I really can't take moronic people giving advice!

[mudweiser]

Can't find it Rome.

Did it get deleted already?

Sarah

[Romefalls19]

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...up-346437.html

Hope it works

[mudweiser]

Yea it works.

I found it in the search.

Today is a stupid day. I actually forgot the "s" in stupid.. had to retype that. Thank baby Jesus for the backspace button...

At work I ended up stamping PAID over papers that should have been stamped Received. I also jammed the printer and knocked down the water cooler... great day..

Sarah

[Romefalls19]

Ha ha, mental health day!

[mudweiser]

Crap!

Wrote on the wrong thread...

Sarah

[Stringer]

I don't necessarily like jokes that poke fun at someone, but I thought you may find this funny;


THE GORILLA AND THE REDNECK:

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very
Rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.