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shazamataz · May 12, 2009, 10:16 AM

Ok... I'm actually going now lol...

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by shazamataz

Ooookay, I can't keep up tonight you guys talking to damn fast...

Cyas tomorrow :)

Night Shazzy. Hugs. :)

Justwantfair · May 12, 2009, 10:22 AM

I am going to just tell EVERYONE, that I am psychic and YES, they are pregnant!

Rant over.

kp2171 · May 12, 2009, 10:22 AM

I'm thinking one isn't thinking about thinking when you drink that (three wise men).

Start me off with a few wildfires (tequila with tabasco) and whatever follows is just collateral damage.

Originally Posted by Altenweg

The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.

Fair enough, but you'll have to reach into my pockets for the cash.

mudweiser · May 12, 2009, 10:25 AM

I read back a few posts and I see some people were talking about me while I'm gone.

KC-- I made the bed. Too late for brunch but I'm making it anyway.

P.S. Three Wisemen is the best ;)

Sarah

kctiger · May 12, 2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

I read back a few posts and I see someone's been talking while I'm gone.

KC-- I made the bed. Too late for brunch but I'm making it anyways.

P.S. Three Wisemen is the best ;)

Sarah

I LOVE breakfast... could eat it all day, everyday!! You are the best!

kp2171 · May 12, 2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I am going to just tell EVERYONE, that I am psychic and YES, they are pregnant!

Rant over.

I knew those shots would get me in trouble.

mudweiser · May 12, 2009, 10:28 AM

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

Haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddin...ml#post1688293

Sarah

kp2171 · May 12, 2009, 10:29 AM

Mexican three wise men and three wise men #1 sound yummy.

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by kp2171

im thinking one isnt thinking about thinking when you drink that (three wise men).

start me off with a few wildfires (tequila with tabasco) and whatever follows is just collateral damage.

fair enough, but youll have to reach into my pockets for the cash.

KP, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :cool:

Justwantfair · May 12, 2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by kp2171

i knew those shots would get me in trouble.

Expect ten months of discomfort, then you will be forced to squeeze a watermelon out the straw sized hole... well you know the drill...

That will teach you to let Alty knock you up when you're sober!

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddin...ml#post1688293

Sarah

OMG! That was supposed to be a greenie. CRAP! I told you guys, I'm hungover. Darnit! :eek:

This sucks!

So sorry Sarah. :o

mudweiser · May 12, 2009, 10:33 AM

Haha it's okay. I'll always remember your reddie---

I like the color red anyway.

Sarah

Romefalls19 · May 12, 2009, 10:33 AM

That's it Alty, you've been a bad girl!

Now go to my room!

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Expect ten months of discomfort, then you will be forced to squeeze a watermelon out the straw sized hole... well you know the drill...

That will teach you to let Alty knock you up when you're sober!!

KP, you might be my baby's momma! :p

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

That's it Alty, you've been a bad girl!

Now go to my room!

I thought you'd never ask!

Romefalls19 · May 12, 2009, 10:34 AM

Lol I didn't, I know you like the man being in control

Alty · May 12, 2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Lol I didn't, I know you like the man being in control

You don't know me at all! :eek:

kp2171 · May 12, 2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddin...ml#post1688293

Sarah

Backstory... a friend was in town. She a southern girl. A little shy at first, but once the cohol starts, you'd better have bail money and an ability to go to work next day still drunk.

Anyway, once she was up, having a blast, and a guy who was about ten years younger really dug her. They hit it off, and next thing you know she gives him her room number. Crap... no... getting it wrong. Her friend gives him her room number. Well, he shows up and she's locked in on him.

She's been single for a time, and is really enjoying this guys attention. Things apparently get heavy and they realize there's no protection in the room. She didn't come up thinking shed need any and he wasn't out trolling. They go to the front desk. No condoms.

(an aside, I think all hotels should be required by local, state, and federal law to stock condoms... they can charge whatever they want... they should have 'em)

So they drive around trying to find condoms. One store was closed. Gas station didn't have any. Apparently the night ended with tired, deflated "what could have been" hugs and goodbyes.

So the next time she was up, for a birthday-ish party, we bought her an emergency first aid kit, but dumped out the bandaids and gauze and filled it with condoms, lube, and handcuffs.

It

Was

Funny

kp2171 · May 12, 2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

You don't know me at all! :eek:

Nah... she doesn't have a whip for nothing