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    #461

    May 12, 2009, 09:36 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

    Justy. Tonight you have to come with me to the party, I need a supervisor/chaperone/friend to hold my hair while I'm puking. You in?
    Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke??

    Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:
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    #462

    May 12, 2009, 09:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke???

    Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:
    Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

    Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

    Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

    Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so you, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

    Give me boys! :)
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    #463

    May 12, 2009, 09:47 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

    Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

    Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

    Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so ya, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

    Give me boys! :)
    No worries Alty.

    I am not asking you to permanently switch teams. :D
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    #464

    May 12, 2009, 09:51 AM

    What are we chaperoning now? :eek:
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    #465

    May 12, 2009, 09:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    No worries Alty.

    I am not asking you to permenantly switch teams. :D
    LMAO! Good to know. :p

    I'm here for a good time, not a long time... :D

    Are the boys still lurking? Waiting with open jaws to see what happens?

    Should we give them something to watch Justy? A little sumpin sumpin to get their blood boiling?
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    #466

    May 12, 2009, 09:53 AM

    I would be happy to join in...
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    #467

    May 12, 2009, 09:56 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?
    I think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    Least that's what the police report said
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    #468

    May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    least thats what the police report said
    Sarah hasn't even recovered from her hangover, she is still missing.
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    #469

    May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I would be happy to join in...
    Can you handle two women KC? Two experienced women? You may not survive this. Is it worth it?

    Come on over, we'll try to be gentle, but no promises. :cool:
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    May 12, 2009, 09:58 AM

    Sarah is still in my bed... :cool:

    As far as handling you two... well, I didn't plan on doing the handling... that is up to you gals.
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    #471

    May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I would be happy to join in...
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    ::shaking finger::

    ut, ut, uh... you have to be choosey. You can't have it all... yet.

    Right now, you are only being teased. ;)
    Reinstating previous comment. :D
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    #472

    May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    least thats what the police report said
    "three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?

    Police report! :eek:

    And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(
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    #473

    May 12, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sarah is still in my bed...:cool:

    As far as handling you two...well, I didn't plan on doing the handling...that is up to you gals.
    So, you just want to watch do you? Are you bringing popcorn and a video camera?

    Are you inviting any of your friends? Should we charge admission? :)
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    May 12, 2009, 10:01 AM

    I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch... With popcorn
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    #475

    May 12, 2009, 10:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    "three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?
    Her post
    Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience.

    The link
    Three Wise Men shot drink recipes
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    #476

    May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM

    God save all of you when Sarah reads this...

    And how the heck are you typing with Sarah in the bed... it'd be shaking about too much!
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    #477

    May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(
    On Mother's Day, when we were all eating I went to go look for a soda.

    My daughter is on the back porch, I said 'Wow, you ate really fast.', she said 'we're eating?? What?'... LOL, oops, I didn't even remember to feed both of my children before going to get a plate, sit down and eat...

    I lost my Mother of the Year award ON Mother's Day!
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    #478

    May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch...With popcorn
    The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.

    Gratuities not included. :D
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    #479

    May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    That sounds yukky :eek:
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    #480

    May 12, 2009, 10:04 AM
    That drink sounds lethal... holy cow! What is she thinking??

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