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    #581

    May 4, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    g'night money whore :D
    Mkay... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...
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    #582

    May 4, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...
    Do it! Do it! Do it! Giggle! :)
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    #583

    May 4, 2009, 08:52 PM

    My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

    Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o
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    #584

    May 4, 2009, 08:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

    Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o
    ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...
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    #585

    May 4, 2009, 09:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...
    Awww, you just made me blush all the way down to my toes! :o

    Does dog puke really warrant a spot in your sig line? Sad. ;)
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    #586

    May 4, 2009, 09:08 PM

    OMG! You did it! My dog puke has gone national! Ahhhh!

    Is it wrong that I'm proud? If so, I don't want to be right!

    I'm a bit tipsy. Just ignore me. ;)
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    #587

    May 4, 2009, 09:11 PM

    Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.?
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    #588

    May 4, 2009, 09:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.??
    I don't know. Did I? :eek:

    I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

    I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

    Hiccup.
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    #589

    May 4, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I don't know. Did I? :eek:

    I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

    I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

    hiccup.
    Maybe you drank so much beer... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.
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    #590

    May 4, 2009, 09:18 PM
    I like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

    Got to love canine tummys.
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    #591

    May 4, 2009, 09:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Maybe you drank so much beer.... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.
    I would never do that! That would just be mean. :(

    Besides, if I had puked on my own foot why would I even mention it to all of you? After all, none of you would ever know. I would have no need to blame it on the dog because I'd never tell anyone. But, seeing as the dog actually did puke on my foot I decided to tell all of you because... because... wow, I don't know why actually. :confused:

    Ah, I know why, I told you for the same reason that Unky told us he'd be right back because he had to poo.

    Yup, that's why! :)

    Hiccup. Giggle.
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    #592

    May 4, 2009, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

    gotta love canine tummys.
    Interesting. When I step on it in the middle of the night there are a few choice words that come out of my mouth, but "warm, chunky, water" aren't any of them. ;)
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    #593

    May 4, 2009, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    hiccup. Giggle.
    Drunk girls r cute.
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    #594

    May 4, 2009, 09:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    drunk girls r cute.
    That made me laugh really hard! I think I just peed my pants. No, I'm not blaming it on the dog, it was all me!

    Damnitalltohell! :(

    Nope, false alarm, I spilled my beer on my lap.

    Whew! :)
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    #595

    May 4, 2009, 09:35 PM
    Let me help you clean that up...
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    #596

    May 4, 2009, 09:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    let me help you clean that up...
    Aw, you're so nice. That would be really helpful.

    Waste not want not.

    Make sure you get every last drop!

    It went all the way through my pants. Guess I'll have to remove those!

    Oops. Wrong thread. :o
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    #597

    May 4, 2009, 09:44 PM
    Know what?

    Nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

    Just saying...

    Now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.
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    #598

    May 4, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Oops. Wrong thread. :o
    Maybe this should be our signatures.
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    #599

    May 4, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    know what?

    nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

    just saying...

    now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.
    Did I miss something? :confused:

    I was removing my pants and now we're eating nachos with honey nut cheerios for dessert?

    Did I pass out for a minute? ;)
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    #600

    May 4, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    maybe this should be our signatures.
    We say it often enough. I like it.

    I'll go do that. :)

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