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    #361

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:02 PM

    You know the goofier I get, the more stressed I am! I got to get goofy! That's the only thing that saves me from killing people! :p ;)
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    #362

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:05 PM

    StarDUCK... I've been thinking... you may be eligible to participate in my new medical study... pays 5 bucks...

    You can donate the money... remember Alty said that we need money for the refurbishing of the Jail.

    Think about it... there's only a little bit of carving involved... hee hee.
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    #363

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    StarDUCK...I've been thinking...you may be eligible to participate in my new medical study....pays 5 bucks.....

    You can donate the money...remember Alty said that we need money for for refurbishing.

    Think about it...there's only a little bit of carving involved...hee hee.
    Carving... hmmmm! Yeah, I'm not playing yer little game Sheriff... I smell orange sauce. I'm pretty sure that's bad. Now, I wittle a bit... I'm also a pro at waddling!
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    #364

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:10 PM

    WOW... my AMHD screen just went ballistic on me... went 3 times the normal size and then went back to normal...

    Must be the experiments I am preparing to conduct (conduck)... getting ready for the DUCK.
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    #365

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:13 PM

    Hey... mine did that earlier too! I think the powers that be are screwin with us! LOL! Should we lock them up? Oh... we're not in the jail anymore... oh crap. Heehee.

    You can't con a conduck!
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    #366

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Carving....hmmmm!! Yeah, I'm not playin yer little game Sheriff....I smell orange sauce. I'm pretty sure that's bad. Now, I wittle a bit....I'm also a pro at waddling!
    Sorry... Aaaaaa... there will be no 'waddling' this requires you to be strapped down on this nice little table over here.

    Close your eyes now... NO... those aren't really sharp knives... nope... that's only a picture hanging on the wall hon... rest now... that's right sleepy bye...

    Get me the sharpest one M...
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    #367

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Hey......mine did that earlier too!! I think the powers that be are screwin with us! LOL! Should we lock em up? Oh...we're not in the jail anymore...oh crap. Heehee.

    You can't con a conduck!!
    I thought that it was a Canuck?
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    #368

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:16 PM

    All of your Deputy's are off duty... and I'm pretty sure you're sleep typing! Don't you know not to run with sharp objects? That's how you put an eye out, silly man!
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    Mar 23, 2009, 11:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    All of your Deputy's are off duty...and I'm pretty sure you're sleep typing! Don't you know not to run with sharp objects? That's how you put an eye out, silly man!
    Your right... I'm going to bed and dream about how I will perform this operation... tomorrow.

    GOOD NIGHT!
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    #370

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I thought that it was a Canuck?
    The Duck has the powers to change that at will! I just close my eyes real tight... twitch my beak... and voilą! Anymore questions Sheriff?
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    #371

    Mar 23, 2009, 11:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Your right...I'm going to bed and dream about how I will perform this operation ...tomorrow.

    GOOD NIGHT!
    Your getting sleeeepy... very very sleeeeepy! When I snap my fingers you will be out. You will only hear my quack. You will obey my every command. It worked... he's out like a light. Now listen carefully. The Duck will get new feathers... and the Sheriff will... GO TO BED!!
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    #372

    Mar 24, 2009, 05:33 AM

    Huh? What happened?

    Wow, I awoke sitting here at my 'puter with my fingers on the keyboard.

    WHERE IS THAT DUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! :(
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    Mar 24, 2009, 05:54 AM
    Wake up stringer! It's a trap!!
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    #374

    Mar 24, 2009, 06:04 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    wake up stringer! Its a trap!!!!!
    I was just sitting here and WHAM something happened to me... head spinning...
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    #375

    Mar 24, 2009, 06:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I was just sitting here and WHAM something happened to me....head spinning...
    Yeah you should get that looked at, it isn't natural :D
    Anyhoo now your up and safe from the hypno-duck I best be on me way, laters :)
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    #376

    Mar 24, 2009, 06:12 AM

    Yeah.. have a good day Bear...

    WOW! Look, it changed my picture too... who the h*ll is that?????

    Look at my face on that pic... she did me in... faddingggggg... changing...
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    #377

    Mar 24, 2009, 06:22 AM

    I leave for a little bit and all h-ll breaks loose.

    Goodmorning everybody, Stringer that face is scary...
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    Mar 24, 2009, 06:33 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I leave for a little bit and all h-ll breaks loose.

    Goodmorning everybody, Stringer that face is scary...
    H*ll YEAH Joe... what did she do to me?
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    #379

    Mar 24, 2009, 08:05 AM

    Out east got socked by another snow storm 20 cm, which for all you american folk is 8 inches.

    Wow, tomorrow and all of the weekend we are supposed to get rain. Lol
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    Mar 24, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Out east got socked by another snow storm 20 cm, which for all you american folk is 8 inches.

    Wow, tommorow and all of the weekend we are supposed to get rain. lol
    Yeah, I was trying to convert cm to inches! Gimme a break, I'm a new Canadian so I have to get used to the metric system and funny spellings! :p (bahaviour, realise, honour... )

    Hey Everybody! Hope y'all are having a good day so far. Niko is much better today and I'm back at work-- but now I think my throat's getting a little scratchy... :(
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