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    #61

    Mar 22, 2009, 08:43 PM
    I think I was the only kid that wasn't excited about losing my teef. I cried and cried.

    Joe, where are you hiding, I need some warm milk before bed. Don't make me chase you!
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    #62

    Mar 22, 2009, 08:44 PM

    Thanks guys.

    I have to say, the first pic is not her most flattering, but it's the most recent one of her with her long hair. I cut off a lot, but I think she looks great with it and it will be easier to take care of.

    No feather NM, that's just for mommy. ;)

    The Spongebob PJ's are hand me downs from her big brother Jared. Thank goodness she doesn't mind. :)
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    #63

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:02 PM

    Does my breath smell?

    Where did everyone go? :(
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    #64

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:05 PM

    Everybody is sucking on my tata's have enough milk for everyone. Shhhh do not want to interrupt them, they might get violent Alty. My milk is like an addiction.
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    #65

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:10 PM

    YouTube - Kelis - Milkshake
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    #66

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Pictures

    Attachment 17915

    This is Sydney before her haircut.
    Attachment 17916

    And this is after. She's in her PJ's, she's also missing her two front teeth right now. :)

    I think the haircut suits her. What do you guys think?
    Wow, she is even more beautiful Alty... come on over here sweety, I want to pinch those lovely cheeks.
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    #67

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:14 PM
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    Wow, she is even more beautiful Alty...come on over here sweety, I want to pinch those lovely cheeks.
    She's going to cause me many sleepless nights when she gets older. I'll be needing that whip back Stringer dear, or a gun! ;)

    It's the big brown eyes and ultra long eyelashes that always get me. I'm biased, she's my baby, but gosh darn, she's going to be a looker.

    I wonder if there are any convents nearby, I may have to look into that. Heaven forbid she's like her mother! OMG, that's not a good thought. :(

    ::curling up into fetal position, sucking my thumb::

    Daughters give you ulcers! :eek:
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:16 PM

    I'm here Alty, it took me a while to catch Joe so I could get some of his delicious titty-milk and I'm going to suckle myself to sleep.

    Joe, this is one tasty beverage! I like it when you stroke my hair while I drink. Thanks, ahhhh, it relaxes me. I'm getting full so somebody else can take a turn when I'm done.
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    #69

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:17 PM

    I'm lactose intolerant! ;)
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:19 PM

    Someone invented a metal chastity belt with a key that the Crusaders took with them when they went to war for their daughters and wives... and they didn't work. The women found a way to get out of them...

    I don't know, what does that say?? Trouble?
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:20 PM

    There is no lactose in these babies...

    I am lactose intolerant too. What a surprise. Lol. Titty milk never bothered me before...

    Slip of the tongue...
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    #72

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:20 PM

    Hey, the boys snuck back over to the jailhouse! I caught them over there. They're trying to run amok.
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    #73

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:22 PM

    I gave them $hit, they won't do it again.

    Okay Joe, I'll give it a try, but I don't usually suck on titties, I prefer to go a bit lower, and not on a female. TMI? ;)
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    #74

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I'm here Alty, it took me a while to catch Joe so I could get some of his delicious titty-milk and I'm gonna suckle myself to sleep.

    Joe, this is one tasty beverage! I like it when you stroke my hair while I drink. Thanks, ahhhh, it relaxes me. I'm gettin full so somebody else can take a turn when I'm done.
    I'LL PASS on THAT!
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    There is no lactose in these babies................

    I am lactose intolerant too. What a surprise. lol. Titty milk never bothered me before...

    Slip of the tongue....
    Where do I go with this one? Hehehe

    Well I'm not lactose intolerant so gimme your titty-milk and a few Oreos...

    So Joe, you like titty milk, eh... well... ehem :rolleyes:
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Where do I go with this one? hehehe

    Well I'm not lactose intolerant so gimme ur titty-milk and a few Oreos...

    So Joe, you like titty milk, eh... well...ehem :rolleyes:
    Me thinks that you are stuttering my dear.
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I gave them $hit, they won't do it again.

    Okay Joe, I'll give it a try, but I don't usually suck on titties, I prefer to go a bit lower, and not on a female. TMI? ;)
    Uhh, is that OK here or should it be in the other room? Because you already know how MY mind works... it's unsavory and that's putting it mildly.
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    #78

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:25 PM

    You kids are too much, I love it! :)
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    #79

    Mar 22, 2009, 09:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Uhh, is that ok here or should it be in the other room?? Because you already know how MY mind works...it's unsavory and that's putting it mildly.
    Go for it NM, just do the PG version, save the good stuff for later. ;)
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    Mar 22, 2009, 09:27 PM
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    Me thinks that you are stuttering my dear.
    Nah, I just don't want to come on too strong for Joe. Sweet, Innocent Joe.

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