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    #1261

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    NM...quick...sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still tryin to dig a tunnel outta here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!!
    Here you go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:

    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!
    :eek::eek::eek:
    I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!
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    #1262

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    You know that those spoons are for somtin' else....and they are all plastic anyway...we covered this DUCKIE! :D:rolleyes:
    I TOLD you!. NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p
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    #1263

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    You guys keep me entertained!! Hahahahaha!
    You're time in this jail is not supposed to be entertaining dear, nope... especially for featherless skinny ducklins'. Hmmmm sounds like dumplins... hungry again... damn.
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    #1264

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Here ya go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:



    :eek::eek::eek:
    I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!
    Shhhh... I think we've distracted him now! This should be an easy escape!
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    #1265

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Water......? That's it? Water? :confused::rolleyes: Alty...talk to her....
    Yep, water. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :cool:
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    #1266

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I ain't got no WIFE!
    Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough... they twist and turn everything that they can... yep... defensive posture...

    I NEED TO LEAVE... please... :o
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    #1267

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I choked on my water!! lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer...:confused:
    Sneezy has a date, sort of. There's a young lady that is smitten with our little Sneezer, she's 20, never had a date in her life, her parents are Indian so she will have an arranged marriage and isn't allowed to date, so she snuck out in order to see our Sneezy.

    Sneezy is not liking this. He felt the need to take her out because she asked, he didn't want to say no, but all of this is way too high school for the poor boy. Also, he just thinks of her as a friend and it's very obvious that she is madly in love with him. Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

    To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

    I'd bet a lot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

    Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:
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    #1268

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I TOLD you!!...NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p
    I am... the only place that I am 'allowed' to smoke is in my office here at home... well outside too... but it's been a little cold lately... :rolleyes:

    AND, I am smoking my last cigarette... (now). Going soon... for sure.. .I mean it!
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    #1269

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough...they twist and turn everything that they can...yep...defensive posture....

    I NEED TO LEAVE.....please...:o
    Yup! I understand how they are!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
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    #1270

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Poor String man. So hey... what's he wearing? LOL!
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    #1271

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Ha, ha. Get him Clough! :D
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    #1272

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM

    Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.
    And I'm sure that all of it is not his fault either.

    I'm thinking... poor girl.
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    #1273

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Want to be a deputy?:D
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    #1274

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Want to be a deputy?:D
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy... don't gooooooo!
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    #1275

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Poor String man. So hey...what's he wearin? LOL!
    The usual... nakie... well almost, Marta has stripped me already... (sigh)... her birthday, remember? And it's her birthday a LOT ! :)
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    #1276

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Want to be a deputy?:D
    What will happen to me once I become one?
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    #1277

    Mar 21, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!
    StarDuck... do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told you that I bought? You remember... the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what... they all have little pins stuck in them... I can't find room to stick in them anymore... :rolleyes:
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    #1278

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!
    I am a creature of the night! But, thanks for your concern!
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    #1279

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    What will happen to me once I become one?
    You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?
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    #1280

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

    To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

    I'd bet alot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

    Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:
    That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift through the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

    Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo? :confused:
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