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    #281

    Mar 9, 2009, 05:14 PM

    They are Sweet Potato chips Twinkie , something a bit different. If you'd like a different kind just let me know :)

    Hello Bear , I see you ;)
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    #282

    Mar 9, 2009, 05:18 PM

    Yea M you caught me :)
    Hi everyone :)
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    #283

    Mar 9, 2009, 06:29 PM

    What the heck have you guys been doing while I've been gone?? Party Animals!

    I just got off the phone with our Momma! She's gone mad I tell you... absolutely mad! She says you kids have got to settle down, or she's going to come in and whoop you!

    She said, and I quote... "don't make me come over there...you kids better mind your darn manners!"---at least I think that's what she said. I've been put in charge, so stay in line, or... and this IS a quote "There will be foots up A$$ES!" Get it?. got it?. good!

    Anyway... Chery says HI kids... love you all... she's doing as fine as she can, and will come and say HI soon!

    Gosh... we talked for hrs! Love my Momma C... she's so funny! She'll never lose her sense of humour.
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    #284

    Mar 9, 2009, 06:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Friend dearheart just what kind of chips are they? They look somehow different from what I'm used to eating?

    What kind of soda do you want as a trade? I've got one of everything in this cell I'm in right now.
    Twink?. what else do you have? I've got some taco chips and salsa... pass over the soda! Shhhhh... hide the file underneath.
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    #285

    Mar 9, 2009, 06:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    twink?....what else do ya have? I've got some taco chips and salsa....pass over the soda! shhhhh...hide the file underneath.
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    #286

    Mar 9, 2009, 06:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
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    I seeeeee youuuuuu!

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    #287

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:11 PM

    You silly kids, I can't leave you alone for a minute.

    I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(
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    #288

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(
    Who said that?? :confused:

    ::looks around::
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    #289

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:20 PM

    Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)
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    #290

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Who said that???:confused:

    ::looks around::
    Crap... the ghosts followed us to jail? :eek:
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    #291

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)
    Pie?. where do you see pie?. Ohhhhhhh... cherrrryyyy! Yuuuummmmyyyyy! The Sheriff never feeds us... get it Alty... get it!
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    #292

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:24 PM

    Forget the pie, get over the pie, we have to leave.

    Jeesh Ducky, you get sidetracked to easily.

    Mmmmm, is that chocolate?

    POO! :(
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    #293

    Mar 9, 2009, 10:35 PM

    I think the Sheriff has screwed with the computer system! Mine is buggin me! ;)
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    #294

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:06 PM

    Good job Deputy, I... aaaah, was away on Sheriff business (NOOOooo I wasn't sleeping... nope).

    So, you video taped it all... nicccceeee. Let's see here, you identified all the ringleaders; Starduck, Alty, Justy, Twinky, Dr J and who is this new guy Bear... has he paid his fine yet? Watch him, his reputation precedes him, he can be sneaking...

    Ok, grab all that good food, bread and dirty water only...

    Now it is better that we installed all those hidden cameras in each cell... ha ha, this might be fun.
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    #295

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:12 PM

    Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!

    ... and who the heck ordered more snow again?? Someone check the invoices! I want to see who signed for this!!
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    #296

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:20 PM
    Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up message. You've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry message earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D
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    Mar 9, 2009, 11:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up msg. you've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry msg earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D
    Ya think? Tro da bum out! You've heard all this before... "house pet" I like that.:D
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    #298

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!!

    ....and who the heck ordered more snow again???? Someone check the invoices! I wanna see who signed for this!!!
    Strip search.... I'll take the females Deputy...

    I don't know why you got the others... wait a minute (Sheriff turns around for 30 secomds)... Yep it says right here in our "Deputy Handbook"... Page 37, paragraph 4. line 16: "The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil... nope, I didn't...

    You say that there are only 15 lines in that paragraph? Well... LOOK!! OVER THERE!. Whew...

    What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well... I... I...
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    #299

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:29 PM

    Da Bum is out and he knows it! No more free ride here! Time to pay his tab and hit the streets. I'm not listening anymore. He has obviously found himself a place to stay the last 3 nights... he can kiss my royal behind and find one for a lot longer than that. B'bye sucker! ;)

    Ducky is only nice for a little bit before her beak starts snappin!
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    #300

    Mar 9, 2009, 11:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Strip search....I'll take the females Deputy....

    I don't know why you got the others...yep it says right here in my Deputy Handbook...."The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil...nope, I didn't...

    What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well...I....I....
    Woohoo! Strip search! I knew the new lingerie was going to come in handy! The deputy will fall over before he gets any further. Our plan is really falling into place! :p
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