[darkvision]

Okay, here's your choices kids. The jail, the farm, an amusement park, a disco bar, a circus, a shoe, old mother hubbards cupboard, or a dude ranch!...or we could always go back to the sanatorium! LOL!

What a sexist! No chick ranch? :P

I admit the jail could be interesting. If I remember my nursery rhymes better I might vote for hubbards... but really considering this crowd I think the circus is the way to go, we could make a fortune!

[Alty]

Stringy started the new thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ge-326484.html

Starby, did you ever think you'd live to see the day that Stringer actually started a thread? I think we may have died.

Yup, it's a jail, we're dead. :(

[Stringer]

Stringy started the new thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ge-326484.html

Starby, did you ever think you'd live to see the day that Stringer actually started a thread? I think we may have died.

Yup, it's a jail, we're dead. :(

Nawwwww... just come on in to our parlor it just looks like a jail... ya'll are safe... if you behave... (sneer, sneer; twisting my mustache... ) we do offer therapy...

[Alty]

Behave? What's that? Parlor? Are you the spider dear, am I the fly? I don't want to come into your parlor. :(

Starby, we may have sealed our doom.

[starbuck8]

what a sexist! no chick ranch? :P

i admit the jail could be interesting. if i remember my nursery rhymes better i might vote for hubbards....but really considering this crowd i think the circus is the way to go, we could make a fortune!

There would have been chicks at the Dude Ranch!. mind you, it would have been YOUR job to clean out the coops! :p

Yes, we might have to join the circus next. We need the extra income to pay the minions at the Castle after all.

[starbuck8]

Behave? What's that? Parlor? Are you the spider dear, am I the fly? I don't want to come into your parlor. :(

Starby, we may have sealed our doom.

Roh Roh! Grab my hand Alty... lets make a run for it!

[Alty]

Roh Roh!! Grab my hand Alty....lets make a run for it!

Too late, I already checked into the jail, I'm writing this from my cell. :(

I'm too trusting.

[starbuck8]

Too late, I already checked into the jail, I'm writing this from my cell. :(

I'm too trusting.

Shhhh... Alty, I'm passing you a note under your cell door. Read it and follow the instructions! I'll work on making the cake with the file.

[Alty]

Shhhh....Alty, I'm passing you a note under your cell door. Read it and follow the instructions! I'll work on making the cake with the file.

You've got an oven in your cell and tools? What the?

Jailer! Jailer! I insist on getting the same things as the duck.

Oops, wrong thread.

:: pfft, pfft :: seriously, these feathers are driving me crazy! :: pfft::

[starbuck8]

You've got an oven in your cell and tools? What the?

Jailer! Jailer! I insist on getting the same things as the duck.

Oops, wrong thread.

:: pfft, pfft :: seriously, these feathers are driving me crazy! :: pfft::

AAAHHH... AAAHHH... AAAHHH... CHOOOOO! Geez Alty! Give me my feathers!

[Stringer]

AAAHHH...AAAHHH...AAAHHH....CHOOOOO!! Geez Alty!! Give me my feathers!

Feathers?:rolleyes:

[Stringer]

By the way Starby... It is Sunday... is he gone?? Better be...

[friend4u178]

It's Monday

[Stringer]

It's Monday

Oooooh... (sorry) 'bout that... really I am :)... I am still on a day off... my punishment comes in about 15 hours... it's 5 pm here and it's still daylight... we turned the clocks ahead one hour this morning... counting my watch, computers and all... we have 42 clocks... I couldn't believe it..

[starbuck8]

By the way Starby....It is Sunday...is he gone?????? Better be....

I laid down for a nap yesterday afternoon, and woke up to a note written on a kleenex of all things... like I don't have paper?. and he said he went somewhere with his son, and he would be back today to clean. Haven't heard hide nor hair of him! Figures! :rolleyes: Not that I can say that it bothered me that he wasn't here. He best get his A$$ back here to do what he said he was going to do though. He also drank my last beer before he left. How kind of him! We just got another huge dump of snow again, so he best be here to do my damn walks.

[Stringer]

Simply just don't buy into his sob story anymore... he leaves... find someone else.

[starbuck8]

Simply just don't buy into his sob story anymore....he leaves....find someone else.

I don't want him here at all... never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

[darkvision]

I don't want him here at all...never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

So as long as we pay our tab were fine? Weee I'm coming over!

As I'm the FNG, what happened to your leg?

[Stringer]

I don't want him here at all...never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

Yep, the cops WOULD be after him then... I still don't understand why you let him back in the second time?

[Stringer]

Well this is it!! 1500 !