[Justwantfair]

Woohoo, I always knew I could dream big.

Heard Hefner is going out of business, we could buy up Playboy, make a AMHD version... :D

[Justwantfair]

Ahh dangit. I missed the pudding fight. I had 100 bucks to put down. $50 to get in and $50 to be in the middle of it. Why didn't this go out in a flier or something?

We are spur of the moment gals... can't stop pudding once it starts flying.

[adam_89]

We are spur of the moment gals... can't stop pudding once it starts flying.

True I guess. Well, I'm still here now, unless you guys kick me out.

[Alty]

Justy and are very spontaneous, never think things through ahead of time. That didn't sound good. :(

Bear doesn't want to be our towel boy. Who shall we ask? Who would jump at the chance? Who? Who? Anyone? ;)

[Justwantfair]

Maybe we would need to list the benefit plan that we would offer our towel boy... cause the job does come with some perks... hehe :D

[Alty]

That's very true. The pay sucks, but there are benefits. Maybe M will volunteer when he gets here. He'd be a good towel boy, small hands, he can get into all those tight places. Was that out loud? ;)

Got to run for now, you know, time to shower, get all the pudding off.

I'll be back later, you kids behave. :)

[albear]

Bye alty :)

[adam_89]

Well, I see the job isn't going to be offered to me, but I would have to say no anyway. Just thought the offer was coming. Haha. I see how it is though. So, I guess I will be on my way out of here.

[Alty]

Well, I see the job isn't going to be offered to me, but I would have to say no anyway. Just thought the offer was coming. Haha. I see how it is though. So, I guess I will be on my way out of here.

Adam, read my post, I was hinting at you to take the job. Bear already turned me down, I don't like rejection, so this time someone has to volunteer. :D

Why would you have to say no?

Justy, we may have to towel each other off. Hmmm, that might bring in more money anyway. ;) :cool:

Okay, really going now, things to do, people to see, pudding to wash off. :p

[adam_89]

Ok, I missed that hint. I got an email I will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. That's a good deal.

[adam_89]

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear “the rules “from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered “1“ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports; It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want
To hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh

[albear]

I don't like rejection

:( again sorry

Lol brilliant adam

[Justwantfair]

Ok, i missed that hint. I got an email i will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. Thats a good deal.

That is a GREAT deal. You're hired!

[Alty]

Ok, i missed that hint. I got an email i will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. Thats a good deal.

$5/show. But, we don't know how much the shows will bring in. We may have to negotiate. How about, access to all shows, the pleasure of wiping off two hot women and all the pudding you can eat? :D

Loved the email, so true except one thing. Why do we have to wait for a commercial to talk to you boys, but you always interrupt our shows with silly stuff like asking what's for dinner or when you're going to get sex? Really? Cook something for yourself, and the other, well, you just interrupted my show, I'm no longer in the mood. ;)

Really really got to go. What's wrong with me? Don't answer that. :eek:

Oh, and Bear, no worries. It's not the first time I've been rejected, probably won't be the last. ;)

Later.

[Justwantfair]

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

This is so true, on both sides.

[albear]

Later alty :)

[albear]

Later guys and gals, ill see you when I c you :)

[Justwantfair]

Bye Bear. Have a good one.

[Stringer]

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[Alty]

Yawn, cough, sneezy, ow. I'm still sick, actually worse today than I have been all week. Me no likey.

Sympathy anyone? Come on, I need a hug! M, Stringer, Bear, Adam, Sneezy, Tiger, anyone? Achooo. Oh poo. :(