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    Feb 23, 2009, 12:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Haha. I hope I am not pregnant. If I am I guess I will be extremely rich. Lol
    You would be extremely rich if you were.
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    You would be extremely rich if you were.
    Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.
    Aw, if you are can we name it?

    Squishy, call it Squishy!
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
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    Aw, if you are can we name it?

    Squishy, call it Squishy!
    Squishy? Ok, I guess if I am pregnant, I will name it Squishy. Things couldn't get any more messed up anyway could they? Lol
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:27 PM

    Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)
    Haha. I love it
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:36 PM

    Oh, by the way, who's the mother? ;)
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:38 PM

    Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiancé? Hmm... I reckon so. Lol
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiance? hmm... I reckon so. Lol
    Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):D
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):D
    I guess it's about that time.
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I guess it's about that time.
    Oh crap! Okay, well, I might as well practice on you, I have to have "the big talk" with Jared soon. We've already had the little talks, trying to ease him into the whole idea, then I'm going for the whole kit and kaboodle. Yesterday he asked a question about erections, so you, I think it's time for the whole meal deal! ;)

    What would you like to know? Ask me anything. :cool:

    How do I get myself into these messes? :rolleyes:
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:54 PM

    Oh, my. Questions about erections...

    I AM NOT READY!
    I AM NOT READY!

    Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!
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    Feb 23, 2009, 01:59 PM

    Well, Alty. What is an erection? Let's start with that. Lol
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Oh, my. Questions about erections...

    I AM NOT READY!!
    I AM NOT READY!!

    Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!!
    You and me both Justy. Who would have thought that my 10 year old, the one who's a kid in every way, would ask about sex? I sure the heck didn't!

    Like I said, I've given both kids the PG, basics, not a lot of info, no ick factor talk, but the whole, penis in vagina, std, condom, and all the other stuff talk, well, not yet. Is there a PG way to tell a kid about orgasms? How about a PG way to talk about masturbation?

    I need to go to the library!

    Maybe I can just rent a few movies, that should do the trick! Right? :confused:

    This mom stuff isn't easy. :(

    Can I write him a note and then go to the movies? Please?
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Well, Alty. What is an erection? let's start with that. Lol
    It's a building that's in the process of being built. :D
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:01 PM

    Very good Alty. You passed for the day!
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Very good Alty. You passed for the day!
    That was a test? I passed?

    Why do I have a feeling my son will be asking his wife for "the talk"? :o

    I mean, I can talk sex with the best of them, have no qualms about my body and all the wonderful things it can do, but really, this is my son, I'm his mom. No body wants their mom to tell them about sex, do they?

    I remember when my mom decided to have the talk with me, I wanted to crawl under the bed! That was the most awkward conversation we've ever had, especially when I started correcting her on some of her info. :(

    Oh poo.

    Can I hire someone to do this for me? :eek:
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:10 PM

    Ya know. I don't think My parents ever had the sex talk with me. So, you could leave it be I guess. I am normal by the way, and I do have good parents. I have had plenty of sex and never screwed anything up. Oh by the way, I am not bragging. I always asked my brother for advice, but Schools do a good job with it Alty.
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    #739

    Feb 23, 2009, 02:15 PM

    Hi Bear! Are you hiding?
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    Feb 23, 2009, 02:18 PM

    You :o, hi adam how you doing
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