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    #1081

    Jan 4, 2009, 02:58 PM

    Arsehole, giggle, I love that word, I'm incorporating it into my every day life. :)

    Bear, want to come bar hopping with Starby and me? We did have a drinking contest planned, now you can show us if you can stand up against two girls. :)
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    #1082

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    starby that sounded like a really good holiday traveling about the place hope you do get to travel like that with your friend sometime just a pity her ex is a arsehole otherwise youd have gone already :)
    It would have been a great time. My (step) kids felt so bad that I couldn't come, but hopefully we can get the trip set up again soon. The N Broads are beautiful!
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    #1083

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:04 PM

    Id be honoured to, but I have to be up early tomorrow :(
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    #1084

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:05 PM

    You're young Bear, you don't need a lot of sleep. I have to get up early too, the kids go back to school tomorrow.

    Besides, I double dog dare you! :)
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    #1085

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:08 PM

    Oh well then I guess I have no choice :D, tut tut such a bad influence
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    #1086

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:12 PM

    Bad influence? Me? Well, maybe a little. ;)

    Starby started it, I think. ;)
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    #1087

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:12 PM

    Parteeeee... Parteeeeee... Parteeeeeeeee!

    Should we start with Jello-shots and be easy on you Bear? Heehee!
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    #1088

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:14 PM

    Jello-shots?. wuss
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    #1089

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:15 PM

    I think that we should introduce Bear to the fine art of drinking. He's young Starby, we should start slow. Beer to start, a pitcher or two each, then jello shots, then maybe some tequila. If he's still standing after that then we'll finish him off with vodka. :)

    Poor Bear, he has no idea what he's gotten himself into. :)
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    #1090

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    jello-shots?.......wuss
    Ooooh, them's fighting words!

    What do you suggest Mr. Bear? :D
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    #1091

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:21 PM

    Couple of lagers then sambouka shots between the next few pints lol what are jello shots anyhoo
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    #1092

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think that we should introduce Bear to the fine art of drinking. He's young Starby, we should start off slow. Beer to start, a pitcher or two each, then jello shots, then maybe some tequila. If he's still standing after that then we'll finish him off with vodka. :)

    Poor Bear, he has no idea what he's gotten himself into. :)
    I think for Bears sake we should start with an umbrella drink... then we can move on to Jello-shots... a couple Jäger shots... a bottle cap... an upside down margarita... a Barn Burner... a sex on the beach just to cool down the barn burner... a Hell Fire... a Jack A$$... then we can start in on the keg! :D
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    #1093

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM

    Jello shots are divine and potent. You don't realize that you're consuming a lot of alcohol, because it's contained in jello. So, 3 or 4 shots later, you're smashed but don't know how, and you're tongue is green, or red, depends on the jello. :)

    Sambouka shots? Really? Amateur. :)
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    #1094

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM

    Actually you two are the experts, you know your stuff so ill let you gals lead the way :)
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    #1095

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I think for Bears sake we should start off with an umbrella drink...then we can move on to Jello-shots...a couple Jager shots...a bottle cap....an upside down margarita....a Barn Burner....a sex on the beach just to cool down the barn burner....a Hell Fire....a Jack A$$...then we can start in on the keg!! :D
    My mouth is watering just thinking about it. :cool:

    Poor Bear, he's toast. :D
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    #1096

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    couple of lagers then sambouka shots inbetween the next few pints lol what are jello shots anyhoo
    Jello shots are gooood! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water... add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass... orrrr, out of someone's cleavage... LOL!
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    Jan 4, 2009, 03:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    actually you two are the experts, you know your stuff so ill let you gals lead the way :)
    Another victim, I love it! :)

    Don't worry Bear, we'll take care of you. I'll personally make sure that you make it home in one piece. You may be missing an eyebrow, or two, there may be a video on YouTube tomorrow, but you'll get home in one piece, you have my word. :D
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    #1098

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Jello shots are gooood!! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water...add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass...orrrr, out of someones cleavage...LOL!
    Starby, you promised we'd never talk about that night! :eek:
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    #1099

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Jello shots are gooood!! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water...add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass...orrrr, out of someones cleavage...LOL!
    I vote cleavage :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Another victim, I love it! :)

    Don't worry Bear, we'll take care of you. I'll personally make sure that you make it home in one piece. You may be missing an eyebrow, or two, there may be a video on youtube tomorrow, but you'll get home in one piece, you have my word. :D
    Lol thanks... I guess, but don't worry ill be sure to pick you two up off the floor one I've drank you under the table and make sure you gals get home safely.
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    #1100

    Jan 4, 2009, 03:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i vote cleavage :D



    lol thanks..........i guess, but dont worry ill be sure to pick you two up off the floor one ive drank you under the table and make sure you gals get home safely.
    There he'll be... lost in the cleavage! Alty, this should be easy! I knew he'd take the bait! :p

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