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    Apr 18, 2008, 08:55 PM
    The love story of Ralph and Edna.
    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    Mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they
    Were walking past the hospital's swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into
    The deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
    Promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    Immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she could now
    Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news
    She said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
    being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
    jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that
    your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in
    the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
    sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him
    there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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    Apr 18, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Oh my goodness... MAGATORY, where do you get this stuff? LOL
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    Apr 19, 2008, 07:36 AM
    The voices.
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    Apr 19, 2008, 04:09 PM
    Love it :-)
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    Apr 21, 2008, 06:24 PM
    The voices in some peoples head sure do scare me!!
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    Apr 22, 2008, 07:05 AM
    Good one.
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    Apr 22, 2008, 02:49 PM
    Lmao. Mag, tell those voices to keep them coming.
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    Apr 22, 2008, 07:05 PM
    LOOOOOOLZ Good one... Love It
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