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    #1

    Feb 3, 2008, 07:48 AM
    A Love Story
    I shall seek and find you...

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...

    I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy... beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved

    When i'm finished with you.

    And you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The flu

    Now get your mind out of the gutter...
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    #2

    Feb 3, 2008, 08:13 AM
    And your question is?
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    #3

    Feb 3, 2008, 08:23 AM
    Lol, I'm sure I've seen this before here, but it doesn't stop it from being funny,lol
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    #4

    Feb 3, 2008, 08:28 AM
    It's a joke buddy.

    Bizarre thing is, homegirl, I just had the flu... so while I was reading it, I thought... $hit, that's me.
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    Feb 3, 2008, 08:59 AM
    Thanks, Homegirl. Had to laugh but I also have not had the flu yet this year. Knock on wood. Lol
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    #6

    Feb 3, 2008, 04:21 PM
    LOL... nice one HG :-)
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    Feb 4, 2008, 08:02 AM
    Lol... keep them coming.
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