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    #1261

    Mar 25, 2008, 06:21 AM
    I have breaking news from atl.

    ... the sbucks near my school was closed this morning due to some water pipe issue. In panic, I tried to run to the next closest coffee shop, but I didn't have time this morning.

    Now I am @ work. No coffee. There's coffee in the lab lounge... but it tastes like dirt.

    ... I am running on something like 20 hours of sleep for the past 7 - 8 days, and no coffee means someone's going to get hurt.

    Reowr.
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    #1262

    Mar 25, 2008, 06:36 AM
    Sneezy - Take a deep breath. In, out, in, out (the breathing, nothing else!)

    Now, go to your happy place. Is there another Starbucks nearby?

    I feel for you sweetie. Will it make you feel better if I have an extra cup for you?
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    #1263

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:14 AM
    Where is everyone?

    Wakey, wakey, rise and shine. It's a brand new day.

    WAKE UP!
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    #1264

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:45 AM
    I'm up! I'm up! Rah... Mornings... nasty things.

    Sneezy - like the haiku! When you going to write me one? :D

    Well, it's a new morning and a new beautiful day... and all I want to do is go back to bed...
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    #1265

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:52 AM
    Bed, ah, what's that?

    My dog had another 2 hour long barking fit last night. Started at around 1am and

    Lasted until 3am. Nothing I said or did would convince him to be quiet. Once again, I am

    Exhausted and he is napping by my feet. Nudge, nudge, Bark, Bark. How do you like it?
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    #1266

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:56 AM
    Awww... I'm sorry Alty! You nudge and bark at him all your little heart desires!

    I'm inhaling the coffee this morning. Trying to balance work, family, friends, this crazy ex, and everything is just getting wobbly lately! Lol... You know, the key is balance - as long as we're balancing everything, we're going to do fine.

    A good friend of mine asked me "how are you doing" yesterday. He is the kind of friend that really wants to know... so I answered! Basically, I said that lately I've been feeling like I'm trying to juggle balls while balancing plates on my head while trying to walk the tightrope riding a unicycle. As long as I keep balancing, I'm good.

    Does that make any sense to anyone! Lol... I'm being deep lately... sorry, guys!

    More coffee please!
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    #1267

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:56 AM
    I don't Want to get up and be wakey wakey.

    Go 'way.

    /snuggles further down under the covers.
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    #1268

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:00 AM
    HChicky, you be as deep as you want to be, we don't mind. As for the juggling act, maybe it's time to hand something over to someone else.:)

    Synnen - I'm pulling back your covers. Don't mess with me, I've got a water gun. Muahahahah.:D
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    #1269

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:03 AM
    Oh, you remind me of my Mom... she once threw a bag of frozen peas in the bed when I refused to get up... RAH! That was awful!

    Thanks, Alty... I'm deep every once in a while :D

    Synn! UP! :D
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    #1270

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:04 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    I'm trying to juggle balls while balancing plates on my head while trying to walk the tightrope riding a unicycle. As long as I keep balancing, I'm good.

    You remind me of my first girlfriend... she was a carnie.
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    #1271

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:06 AM
    LOL! Sadly, in my case its only a metaphor... although, one of these days, I may give into my secret desire to become a tightrope walker... it's the cool outfits that get me :D
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    #1272

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:06 AM
    I get to go home early from work to study for my midterm.

    Here's a haiku for HChicky:

    Historian Chick
    I want a historian.
    Boo on you starbucks.
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    #1273

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:07 AM
    Historian Chick
    She lights up Ask Me Help Desk
    With her adept brain

    Best I could come up with on the spot... I'm no sleep deprived sneezy...
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    #1274

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:08 AM
    Hold on a second while I scoop my melted heart off the keyboard...

    Aww... you guys are sweet! :)
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    #1275

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:08 AM
    My mom used to come into our room in the morning and start singing the Captain Kangaroo theme song to us to wake us up.

    The frozen peas thing is gooooood though. I'm going to have to remember that.
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    #1276

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:08 AM
    The Belle of Nashville,
    Why not visit Atlanta?
    I want my coffee.
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    #1277

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:09 AM
    Wow.

    I want a haiku too!
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    #1278

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:09 AM
    My mom had these relatively long nails... well trimmed + well manicured... and she would make a claw-like hand, and then stab the bottom of my feet.. . She says it's out of love... I beg to differ.
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    #1279

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:10 AM
    Wow, now they're writing poetry about you. HChicky, I think you're going to have to

    Choose one. Or you could have the boyfriend in atl and the one in West Seneca. Hmm, if

    You play your cards right they'll never know that you are two timing. Don't worry, I won't

    Tell them.:D
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    #1280

    Mar 25, 2008, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    The Belle of Nashville,
    Why not visit Atlanta?
    I want my coffee.
    The Belle of Nashville! Wow...

    I'm liking that... ;)

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