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    Mar 13, 2007, 06:13 AM
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    Success in Marriage

    A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."





    More Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)

    - Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

    - I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

    - You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    - I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a darn.

    - Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    - I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

    - Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    - The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    - Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.




    Whisky

    Why did God invent whisky?

    So the Irish would never rule the world.
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    Mar 13, 2007, 06:16 AM
    LOL Who says we don't say some of those things in our house! :eek:
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