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    #1

    Feb 21, 2008, 12:31 PM
    Female comebacks.
    Female Comebacks!

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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    Feb 21, 2008, 12:34 PM
    Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

    Man:Where have you been all my life?
    Women: Hiding from you
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    Feb 21, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HarajukuGirl
    Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

    Man:Where have you been all my life?
    Women: Hiding from you


    Lol... that's funny hahaha
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    #4

    Feb 21, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Lol, hilarious
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    #5

    Feb 21, 2008, 04:08 PM
    Ha ha , nice one's Jolie :-)
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    Feb 26, 2008, 06:22 AM
    Lol This is a good one. Nice post
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    #7

    Mar 22, 2008, 04:19 PM
    LOL going to send these to my sister
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    Mar 22, 2008, 05:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by the1unv
    LOL going to send these to my sister

    LOL spread the joy lol... :D
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    Mar 22, 2008, 06:30 PM
    Hahaha! I loved the last one! Those were too funny:)
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    Mar 25, 2008, 05:03 PM
    That was hilarious, now men are going to have to come up with better pick up lines.
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    Mar 25, 2008, 05:26 PM
    Man: where were you all my life
    Women: I was not born for 1/2 of it

    Man: I wish I was 1/2 my age, I would sure make a pass at you
    Women: If you were 1/2 your age, you would still be too old
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