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  • Feb 21, 2008, 12:31 PM
    jolienoire
    Female comebacks.
    Female Comebacks!

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
  • Feb 21, 2008, 12:34 PM
    HarajukuGirl
    Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

    Man:Where have you been all my life?
    Women: Hiding from you
  • Feb 21, 2008, 12:35 PM
    jolienoire
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by HarajukuGirl
    Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

    Man:Where have you been all my life?
    Women: Hiding from you


    Lol... that's funny hahaha
  • Feb 21, 2008, 12:35 PM
    albear
    Lol, hilarious
  • Feb 21, 2008, 04:08 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha ha , nice one's Jolie :-)
  • Feb 26, 2008, 06:22 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lol This is a good one. Nice post
  • Mar 22, 2008, 04:19 PM
    the1unv
    LOL going to send these to my sister
  • Mar 22, 2008, 05:04 PM
    jolienoire
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by the1unv
    LOL going to send these to my sister

    LOL spread the joy lol... :D
  • Mar 22, 2008, 06:30 PM
    bizygurl
    Hahaha! I loved the last one! Those were too funny:)
  • Mar 25, 2008, 05:03 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    That was hilarious, now men are going to have to come up with better pick up lines.
  • Mar 25, 2008, 05:26 PM
    Fr_Chuck
    Man: where were you all my life
    Women: I was not born for 1/2 of it

    Man: I wish I was 1/2 my age, I would sure make a pass at you
    Women: If you were 1/2 your age, you would still be too old

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